Beards Make Games Better!

Fallout 3 knows the rules: beards make video games better. Take these pics as example, showing that even some of the all-time greats – like Mario, Metal Gear and Zelda – can be made greater by handing out beards.

Look at Mario! He’s now got a face befitting his steadfastness. Snake? His chin is now as mysterious as his past. And Lara Croft… well, she’s just a little creepy.

Making game characters more mature with beards [Examiner]

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    Doug Sherry

    Saturday, May 8, 2010 at 10:15 AM

    Now I’m no expert but it’s quite disturbing seeing Lara Croft with a beard

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      Naytan

      Sunday, May 9, 2010 at 3:49 PM

      My younger self would’ve cried seeing that picture.
      Jokes!
      …or are they?

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    Adrian Verna

    Saturday, May 8, 2010 at 11:11 AM

    I cannot say anything apart from HELL YEAH

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    Ad

    Saturday, May 8, 2010 at 12:39 PM

    Anyone else think Master Chief looked like Cthulu?

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    PsychoSmiley

    Monday, May 10, 2010 at 12:53 PM

    Metal Gear has already had tactical bearded action given to us by none other than Big Boss/Naked Snake.

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