If Super Mario Bros Was Made In 2010

Game designer Zack Hiwiller shows us what Super Mario Bros might look like, if it was made with modern sensibilities.

Author’s Note: While this post is meant to be humorous, it isn’t meant to be humorous at the expense of my fellow designers. I know we all try to do what is best for our games, so don’t take offence guys! It’s just pining for a simpler time…

If Mario was first designed in 2010, he’d probably have to adopt some of our modern trends.

Thirty minutes later…


Maybe this warp pipe is safe.

Damnit.
Zack Hiwiller is a professional game designer living in New York City. He writes about games and the industry on his blog (http://www.hiwiller.com) when the server isn’t a smouldering mess. If you are a board game publisher, contact him. He’s got some prototypes to show…

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(14 Comments)
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    Malorion

    Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 7:43 AM

    Sadly, very true.

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    Shane

    Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 7:47 AM

    Shane and 2 others like this.

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    Thomas Thongvilu

    Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 8:51 AM

    Confirm or Ignore?

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    Sughly

    Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 8:59 AM

    That is so good. Really makes you appreciate what we USED to have. Quite sad when you think about it.

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    weresmurf

    Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 9:04 AM

    I tried to like this, but it said I had to subscribe and recommend 10 other friends…

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    Mitchell

    Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 9:18 AM

    Would you like to post this blog to your wall?

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    deathtoll

    Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 9:33 AM

    This made me LOL.

    It’s just so perfect! Reading this article made me feel like I’m playing an XBOX 360 game.

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    Jimu_Hsien

    Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 9:38 AM

    Nail’s head…HIT!

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    clint

    Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 11:17 AM

    needs a “internet down, No more play for you” scene

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    hristinho18

    Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 1:44 PM

    600 Fun Points for a warp pipe unlock? You have to be kidding me Nintendo- it used to be 400 points and I would get TWO unlocks for that!

    *Rabble Rabble*

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    Adrian Verna

    Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 7:56 PM

    Haha. I think this is the only Kotaku article I’ve Facebook shared :D

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      706

      Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 11:55 PM

      Nooo you’ve become part of the problem!

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      Samuel Webster

      Friday, May 7, 2010 at 12:32 AM

      Only thing ever ive shared on there :P

      Brilliant, but depressing how accurate it probably is :(

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    Andreas Söderberg

    Sunday, May 16, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    :)

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