Ocarina Of Time’s Goron Leader Gets A Cheeky Statue

Prepare for some naked Goron arse as you behold the majesty of First 4 Figures’ Darunia, Goron Leader, statue.

This cheeks-out statue of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time’s Darunia stands 15 inches tall and is set to hit the U.S. later this year for just under $US155.

The statue is also built to scale with First 4 Figures’ other Ocarina of Time creations.

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(5 Comments)
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    Chuloopa

    Sunday, May 9, 2010 at 10:15 PM

    it’s kinda creepy… all i see when i look at it is a naked hobo that spends his money on ‘roids rather than booze

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    Samuel Webster

    Monday, May 10, 2010 at 12:25 AM

    Looks pretty cool, but aside from the size, i wouldnt consider it to be something that should cost $US155

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    Strand0410

    Monday, May 10, 2010 at 12:26 AM

    They didn’t think to include a loincloth or something? Which begs the question how they reproduce as he obviously doesn’t have any genitals.

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    Daniel Hussey

    Monday, May 10, 2010 at 12:27 AM

    Is it wrong that I looked at the crotch before anything else?

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      Naytan

      Monday, May 10, 2010 at 8:45 AM

      Depends, I was looking for the cheeks. I think we’re both not quite right…

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