Iron Man 2, the game of the sequel of the movie of the comic, is being released this week. How’d you like to win a copy on Xbox 360 along with the movie’s soundtrack by AC/DC?
Yeah, I thought you might.
Thanks to SEGA and Sony we have FIVE Iron Man 2 packs up for grabs, each containing:
* An Iron Man 2 Xbox 360 game
* An Iron Man 2 vinyl soundtrack by AC/DC
To enter, we want you to rewrite the lyrics from a classic AC/DC song – a verse, a chorus or even the whole thing – to be themed around Iron Man and Marvel Comics.
Leave your lyrics in the comments below. You’ve got until midnight Sunday, May 2, to get your entry in. The five best we receive between now and then will win.
Good luck!
Mr Explody
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 1:47 PMHere’s the obvious:
He was a fast machine,
And shined like Mr. Sheen,
He wore the best damned mecha that I’d ever seen
He had those back-lit eyes,
Used his arms when he flies,
Shooting up dudes like it’s the 4th of July
Fighting more than his share,
Baddie’s don’t have a prayer,
He may bust a suit, but He’s got plenty of spares
So when the iron suit’s waking,
Bad dude’s start quaking,
And faces breaking,
Stark’s here to mush them into glue,
Stark is really strong!
he knocks em out, I said, glue,
Stark is really strong!
Matt Key
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 3:44 PMI vote for this one
Edward Stapleton
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 5:18 PMthat was uh, epic, vote for mine and his
Eric Nguyen
Friday, April 30, 2010 at 8:45 PMI hope this guy wins
The Cracks
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 1:47 PMWell, you could imagine the song War Machine from the Black Ice album to be about the Iron Man character…
Here’s my attempt, using the song Thunderstruck:
I was caught by some terrorists near Iraq,
I woke up, and my chest was torn up by some flak.
My mind raced, and I thought, what could I do?
Then I built, yes I built me an armoured suit.
The magnet that runs, it’s protecting my heart.
The bad guys have guns. I’ll tear them apart.
My name? Tony Stark.
Called Obadiah, some reporters, and stopped making guns.
That left them breathless, yeah breathless, then I went back home.
I made a new suit, this one I made sure could fly.
Flew up too high, thought I would die.
Yeah, yeah, it, it, it blew my mind.
Obadiah was forlorn.
Then Iron Monger was born.
Iron Man toasted that jerk.
I am Tony Stark!
Tony Stark.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Tony Stark.
Tony Stark.
Said yeah, it’s alright,
With Iron Man’s might.
Said yeah, it’s alright,
With Iron Man’s might.
So fine, Tony Stark.
Oooh, baby baby.
Tony Stark.
Shane Wilkie
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 2:14 PMThunderstruck – ACDC
Verse 1
I was caught
In the middle of a raceway track (Whiplash)
I looked ’round,
And I knew there was no turning back (Whiplash)
My mind raced
And I thought what could I do? (Whiplash)
And I knew
There was no help, no help from you (Whiplash)
Sound of the crash
Beatin’ in my heart
The thunder of whips!
Tore me apart
You’ve been – Whiplashed!
Edward Stapleton
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 2:28 PMTo the tune of If You Want Blood (You’ve Got It):
it’s ferric steel
thought it would be subpar
ferric steel
it can really do a whole lot more
the capacitors gave me nothin’
tell me what’ll give me thrust?
Back to whiplash’s haunt
Leave Hammer in the dust
YoWombat
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 2:33 PMIron Man! Iron Man! IRON MAN! Iron Man! IRON IRON IRON MAN MAN MAN! IRON MAAAAAAN! Iron Man! Iron MAN! Iron Man! IRON! MAN! MAAAAAAAAAAN! Iron Man! Iron Man! IRON MAN! Iron Maaaan! IRON MAN!
[Sung to the tune of any classic AC/DC song of your choice]
Darius
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 5:31 PMTHIS! hell yes wombat dude
Stevorooni
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 3:28 PMI’m on a highway to hell
My suit is starting to smell
I should wash it, but oh well
I’m so rich, I won’t dwell
Alexander Lucas
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 3:32 PMAll you women who want a man of the street
But you don’t know which way you wanna turn
Just keep a coming and put your hand out to me
‘Cause I’m the one who’s gonna make you burn
I’m gonna take you down – down, down, down
IRONMAN IRONMAN IRONMAN!!!!
Adrian Verna
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 5:12 PMTo the tune of TNT
See me fly out with my jetpack
From inside your tank
Kill as much terrorists as I can get
Damn straight you KNOW I’m a threat.
Rockets to the left of me
And bullets to the right
I am a gun
I am a knife
Don’t you start a fight.
‘Cause I’m IRON MAN. AND WAR MACHINE
IRON MAN. Don’t you start a fight.
IRON MAN. I’m a power load.
IRON MAN. I’ll make you explode.
I’m metal, mean, I am not green.
I am Iron Man.
I fight crime, I am number 1
Understand.
So lock up your band guys, lock up your guns
Run out the back door, and run for your life
Iron Man is back in town, and I got backup this time.
(Repeat chorus)
Jon Von Curbside
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 5:22 PMHe’s got The Jack.
Shuvy
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 6:59 PMSung to the tune of “Highway to hell”
“This Armour chafes like hell”
It ain’t easy, living encased
Season ticket for another sequel
Guns are hot, Gold and Red
Taking on everything in my way
Don’t need mercy
Don’t need weakness
Tony stark has a problem though
Growing rash, lotion time
My nuts are gonna be there too
My Armour chafes like hell!
Armour chafes like hell!
Armour chafes like hell!
My Armour chafes like hell!
I think the rest would be a predictable anthem to skin pinches and the poor understanding a weapons designer usually has for ergonomics.
chuloopa
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 7:25 PMFlyin’ down the highway
Stoppin crooks as i go
over all the byways
with rockets in my soles
Gettin’ robbers
Gettin’ flashed
Givin’ beat downs
with a back hand
Gettin’ women
Catchin’ crooks
I tell you folks
It’s harder than it looks (but not by much)
It’s a long way to the top unless you’re tony stark
It’s a long way to the top unless you’re tony stark
If you think it’s easy doin’ one night stands
Try doin it dressed like an iron man
It’s a long way to the top unless you’re tony stark
Hotel motel
you know i own them all
even got an f1
but not any more
Gettin’ heavy
Gettin’ hot
Gettin’ shot at
Air Raid
Gettin’ attention
from the fans
That’s how it goes
bein’ Iron Man
It’s a long way to the top unless you’re tony stark
It’s a long way to the top unless you’re tony stark
If you’re gettin lonely up in the sky
Team up with a token black guy
It’s a long way to the top unless you’re tony stark
It’s a long way to the top unless you’re tony stark
It’s a long way to the top unless you’re tony stark
It’s a long way to the top unless you’re tony stark
Well it’s a long way
It’s a long way, you should’ve told me
It’s a long way, such a long way
UNLESS YOU’RE TONY STARRRKKK!!!
tallkid123
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 7:31 PMGuns for Hire – ACDC
Original lyrics are here; http://www.lyricsmania.com/guns_for_hire_lyrics_ac_dc.html
My secret’s out
Iron Man’s about
Aiming a missile at you
I’m a metal container
A Marvel maker
A man who can’t ever corrode
Once slept with a whore
Potts showed her the door
Some stalker, lover of tin
My heart’s in a knot
From when I got caught
Look out woman -
This suit’s not for hire
I’m a frequent flyer
Guns not for hire
Fired Obadiah
I’m a metal toaster
A shiny can
Stopping Whiplash with my hand
I’m the real creator
He’s a lying faker
I’ll trademark him with my brand
Guns not for hire
To weapon buyers
Suit not for hire
Until I retire
(In awe that I scored, Ms Potts?)
Ryan Wong
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 8:39 PMJailbreak ACDC:
well I knew a guy who was a murder
And evil men came to town
They looked at him and found him guilty
And locked him up in their hell
He said I aint spendin my life here
I aint living a slave
Creatin no weapons for this wild gang
Im breakin out and flyin home.
Gonna make a jailbreak
And Im heading towards the sky
Im gunna make a jailbreak
Oh I love how high I can fly!
Was thinking of shoot to thrill, Stiff upper lip.
But this matches the first movie alright =D
Ryan Bowen
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 8:52 PMRidin` in the desert
Got a missile to show
Stopped by guys with guns
Shooting my army guys
Gettin` grabbed
Gettin` shot
Gettin` beat up
Broken boned
Gettin` had
Gettin` took
Poor Tony Stark’s
Got it harder than it looks
It`s been a long time
Since Tony had a normal human heart
It`s been a long time
Since Tony had a normal human heart
If you think it`s easy wearing armoured suits
Try being this playboy Stark
It`s been a long time
Since Tony had a normal human heart
Obadiah, traitor
Backstabber of our guy Stark
Selling weapons outside
The designated lines
Big old man
Evil guy
Betrays Tony
For monay!
Big old man
Evil guy
That`s how it goes
In the superhero world
It`s been a long time
Since Tony had a normal human heart
It`s been a long time
Since Tony had a normal human heart
If you wanna fly to the moon and back
Well tough, only Iron Man can do that!
It`s been a long time
Since Tony had a normal human heart
It`s been a long time
Since Tony had a normal human heart
Oh, it’s been such a long time!
Such a long time! (for the Iron Man)
It`s been such a long time, long time! (bagpipe!)
Manuel
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 9:53 PMIRON MAN IRON MAN
DOES WHATEVER AN IRON CAN
THATS SPIDERMAN BLACK SABBATH DID IRON MAN
i no its not ACDC but im thinking outside the box
Mammoo74
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 10:16 PMShook me all night long – AC/DC
He was a narcissistic fiend
Selling weapons for green
Scoring the hottest damn chicks that I have ever seen
Betrayed by his only allies
He built a suit from missiles
Taking terrorists out with his repulsor missiles
Stark industries had a drop in their shares
When Tony said in despair
He no longer wanted his company to deal in warfare
All deals they were making
Tony was breaking
Obadiah’s’ wallet was aching
Allegiances were breaking in two
Tony Stark, is IRONMAN
Yeah Stark, is IRONMAN
Lucas Brown
Wednesday, April 28, 2010 at 7:08 AMWait… people actually want to win this?
DONAR
Wednesday, April 28, 2010 at 1:24 PMIt was TNT…now an ode to Robert Downey Jr…
See me flyin’ while the sun sets
Over Marvel’s NYC
Took down Stane, didn’t break a sweat
Got back in time for drinks
Cap is to the left of me
Thor’s to the right
We all get our own films
Then we’ll team up..
Don’t you start no fight
(Chorus)
Cos I’m
R.D.J.
I’m Tony Stark
R.D.J.
Perfect for the part
R.D.J
Box office smash
R.D.J.
Rollin’ in cash
Got an Aussie as the Thunder God
Johnny Storm’s now Cap
Just don’t mention the Fantastic Four
(They were crap)
So get into Gold Class
Buy all the toys
Widow costumes for the girls
And repulsors for boys
Iron Man is back in town
So don’t you mess around
R.D.J
The sequel’s great
R.D.J
And you just can’t wait
R.D.J
And see it you must
R.D.J
The Bat can eat our dust
bennie
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 10:27 AMThe game’s being released this week and there are no reviews anywhere? Even metacritic? Doesn’t bode well for the quality of the game….
flyingplantmonster
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 12:13 PMfor thunderstuck, instead of “thunderstuck!” would end up being something like “GWEEEEENnnnnneeeeth!!!” golly she is annoying :(
Alex Cullinan
Friday, April 30, 2010 at 11:43 AMTony Stark, Tony Stark
Yeah yeah yeah! Tony Stark
Tony Stark, yeah yeah yeah!
Tony Stark!
FUMES
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 2:38 PMIt’s a long way to the top without a metal heart / it’s a long way to the top if your names not Tony Stark!
KnT
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 4:36 PMMoneytalks – AC/DC
Metallic suit, made from arms
From some terrorists, with all the charms
Bomb fragments, all through my heart
With a super-powered magnet to let me do my part.
The torture’s on you
Revenge is on me
So what do you do
After I flee?
Engage my jet-pack, take to the sky!
Escape through the desert, anyone else would fry!
Come on, come on, armoured something funny
Come on, come on, stranded now I have to walk!
Come on, come on, helicopters flying!
Come on, come on, soldiers come along to talk!
What I’ve made, shut it down
Illegal weapons trading really make me frown
The Iron Monger, he ships them out
He says he wont stop until he’s off the ground
They claim it’s all you
So it’s down to me
So what do you do
How can you flee?
Hey Iron Monger, now I can fly!
Your hustlings, your deals, come crashing from the sky!
Come on, come on, armoured something funny
Come on, come on. terror in the middle east!
Come on, come on, your plans go down the dunny
Come, come on, Iron Man will make it cease!
Iron Man, yeah, yeah
Iron Man, makes them walk
Wakes them walk, come on, come on
Come on, come on, armoured something funny
Come on, come on, listen to my robot talk!
Come on, come on, I have too much money
Come on, come on, watch as Monger does the walk!
KnT
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 4:45 PM5th last line is meant to be “Makes them walk” -.-
Chris Gander
Friday, April 30, 2010 at 11:46 AMSaw this movie last night. Not bad, not enough Samuel or Scarlett, but still a good movie.
If you see it, make sure you stay till the end after the credits for a special bonus scene that hints at THOR.
Andrew Leong
Friday, April 30, 2010 at 1:31 PM*sings incoherently for verse*
I-RON-MAN
*shouts something incoherent*
I-RON-MAN
*screeches into the microphone*
rinse and repeat
Joshy206
Friday, April 30, 2010 at 9:06 PMTNT, transformed into IRON MAN:
Oi! x Infinite
See me fly out of the sunset
In my colored super suit
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
Women to the left of me
Women to the right
I’ve got some awesome guns
got no knife
Don’t you start no fight
(Chorus)
Cos I’m
IRON MAN
I’m very shiny
IRON MAN
Everyone loves me
IRON MAN
I’m a power-load
IRON MAN
Watch your head explode!
I’m flirty, clean and mighty lean
I’m an Iron Man
Public Hero Number One
Understand
So lock up your daughter
And lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The Iron Man is back in town
So don’t you mess around
(Chorus)
(Guitar Solo)
Iron Man oi oi oi
Iron Man oi oi oi
Iron Man oi oi oi
Iron Man oi oi oi
Iron Man
I can fly really high (oi oi oi)
Iron Man
And I’ll kick your behind (oi oi oi)
Iron Man
There’s a magnet on my chest (oi oi oi)
Iron Man
You’re about to face the best!