It’s Time For Star Wars Corsets

Currently, I’m not in the market for a corset. Perhaps one day, I will be. Right now? No siry. That doesn’t mean you aren’t though!

Custom corset maker Evening Arwen has this “Galactic Lord Corset” and this “Galactic Trooper Corset”. (The “Galactic” moniker is code for please-don’t-sue-us-George-Lucas!) They ain’t cheap! The Galactic Lord bit is priced US$600 and the Trooper outfit is $US500. And that doesn’t include things like leggings and blasters.

It takes up to six weeks to complete the corsets. And corset itself is designed to take in the wearer’s waist anywhere between 4 to 5 inches. You know how Darth Vader takes in his stomach 4 to 5 inches?

By pinching his fingers together. No, really!

Megalomania just got sexier with this Galactic Lord Corset Costume! [Evening Arwen via Buzzfeed via io9]

Discuss

(14 Comments)
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    Aliasalpha

    Tuesday, June 8, 2010 at 6:56 PM

    I have a curious compulsion to submit to imperial interrogation…

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    Aaron Clement

    Tuesday, June 8, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    I have the droids that you’re looking for….

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    Braaains

    Tuesday, June 8, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    OK guys, question time – how do us geeks persuade our not-so-geeky wives to purchase and wear these outfits?

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      Khuntza

      Tuesday, June 8, 2010 at 7:36 PM

      Just man-up and wear it yourself..

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        Jimu_Hsien

        Wednesday, June 9, 2010 at 9:29 AM

        HA HA- Man-up and wear drag…good one!

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      Old_Skool_Gamer

      Tuesday, June 8, 2010 at 10:55 PM

      If you figure it out, can you tell me?

      @khuntza
      I would have thought wearing something like that would be rather un-manish. Besides, I doubt most of us would fit into those, even if we wanted to. :)

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    Lucas

    Tuesday, June 8, 2010 at 9:18 PM

    Halloween just got even sexier…

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    Thomas Thongvilu

    Tuesday, June 8, 2010 at 9:37 PM

    ROLEPLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Chuloopa

    Tuesday, June 8, 2010 at 10:12 PM

    holy shit….

    …i don’t know whether i should get one for me for future comps or the missus…

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    Warlok

    Tuesday, June 8, 2010 at 11:52 PM

    I approve of this. More women should ware corsets….As long as they are hot and 18-28.

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      Jimu_Hsien

      Wednesday, June 9, 2010 at 9:30 AM

      Dood! You have seen Monica Belluci, right? That woman is 40-sumpin and hotter than most!

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    The Cracks

    Wednesday, June 9, 2010 at 10:22 AM

    “Are we in heaven?”

    “No, we would have heard ‘We are crashing, we, we are crashing’.”

    Damn, those are fine.

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    Nato

    Wednesday, June 9, 2010 at 11:44 AM

    “Don’t try to excite us with your sauciness ways, Lord Vader.”

    Better have a safe word ready when it gets to the choking part, but I guess that depends what she’s “choking” though doesn’t it.

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      dzc12

      Wednesday, June 9, 2010 at 4:35 PM

      Hey-oh!

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