Thank You Mario! But The Daddy Is In Another Castle …

Huh. Didn’t know Bowser was also the mailman in the Mushroom Kingdom … As seen on Played Online via Hot Blooded Gaming.

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(12 Comments)
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    thyco

    Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 11:02 AM

    Bowser wasnt the mailman…he was pool cleaner

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    Crazyguy

    Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 11:06 AM

    I lol’d! XD

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    Dean Longmore

    Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 11:30 AM

    Rape isn’t funny guys

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      Chuloopa

      Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 11:57 AM

      Judging by the look on her face she certainly didn’t have that happen to her…

      Bowser is a much bigger guy.. so yeh.. certain things are much bigger… why else would peach be getting constantly “kidnapped”.

      “Oh help help…”
      “all clear”
      “take me you reptillian man meat”

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        Elly Hart

        Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 11:59 AM

        +10

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        The Cracks

        Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 1:28 PM

        Was there a Kung Pow reference in there? ‘coz I read that last line in Ling’s voice…
        Wee-ooh wee-ooh!

        If you want a hilarious read, try this from Gamesradar:
        http://tiny.cc/afy68
        It’s titled ‘Sexual Politics in the Mushroom Kingdom’.

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    Michael Barnes

    Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 11:35 AM

    I’m surprised shes not writhing in pain.

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      David

      Thursday, June 3, 2010 at 2:41 AM

      That shell’s gotta hurt…

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    Alex Kidman

    Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    I’m surprised she’s giving birth in heels!

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      Chuloopa

      Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 12:57 PM

      One a lady of the night, always a lady of the night :P

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    Ho-Ju

    Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 3:54 PM

    I’m surprised that Mario is even there.

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      Stephen Alexander

      Wednesday, June 2, 2010 at 5:56 PM

      Yeah everybody knows that Peach never puts out for Mario.

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