This Mario Kart Race Track Toy Is Just Sad

When I wrote about that amazing Mario Kart board game last week and posted the video, a few of you said someone should make a little remote-control race track based on Nintendo’s popular game. Damn you!

Not only does such a thing exist, it was shown off at this year’s Tokyo Toy Show. And boy is it depressing, packed with flimsy bits of coloured paper and painfully-routine slotted cars, this is the sort of toy that kills dreams.

I hope you’re happy, internet!