
Thanks to our friend at 2K Games, we had FIVE Mafia II “gangster” packs to give away. Each pack contained:
* Mafia II game
* Mafia II t-shirt
* Mafia II cufflinks
* Mafia II artbook
* Mafia II moneyclip
On Monday, we asked you to write us a limerick. Andy Pants 3000 wrote the best and won a PS3 pack:
There once was a gangster named Guido,
Who trained killer birds in tuxedos,
Despite quite a struggle,
The budgies he smuggled,
Fired prematurely whilst still in his speedos.
On Tuesday, we again requested a limerick, and Jamie took home a 360 pack for this effort:
There once was a gangster named Marcus
Who was always confused near a carcass
Couldn’t find a horse head
To put in someone’s bed
So chopped Sarah Jessica Parker’s.
On Wednesday, we mixed it up with a haiku for the only PC pack. DerangedStoat nailed the job:
The hit was put out.
‘The Cleaner’ was contracted.
Maid un-made made man.
On Thursday, Gobbo blew minds by introducing his haiku with a limerick, and won himself the second PS3 pack:
There once was a gangster named Ahmed,
Got confused, wrote a haiku instead:
Peaceful placid lake,
Cement Boots were a mistake
Good night, soon I’m dead.
And on Friday, Googotz, Corey Lee, Dutch and Shane just missed out on the second 360 pack. It was won by Andy instead:
On the run again
Well, infact a slow stride
Bodybags aren’t light
Well done to all the winners. I’ll be in touch shortly to get your details.




















Bukake Kane
Monday, August 30, 2010 at 3:34 PMCongrats to all winners.
Dave do 2 special mentions in the same week of comp get me towards anything??
No harming in asking….hehehehehe
Chuloopa
Monday, August 30, 2010 at 3:38 PMawww man, my awesome iteration and i still don’t even get a Honerable… lol
Well done everyone – awesome stuff – very jealous.
Andy, the last winner, made sure the comp went out with a bang – perfectly done Haiku, my boy!
Well done, again, everyone! :D
Andy
Monday, August 30, 2010 at 3:56 PMThanks, hey, we all had fun! Good job guys.
Chuloopa
Monday, August 30, 2010 at 5:00 PMSpot on – the whole idea is that we all get to have a bit of fun with it and some of us come away with a lil bit extra :)
Shane
Monday, August 30, 2010 at 3:45 PMSo close!
Nice one, Andy
Shoitaan
Monday, August 30, 2010 at 3:47 PMLoss is evident
The Goose deemed me unworthy
Depression descends
Big grats to everyone else! Enjoy the money clip and those neato cufflinks…
*sobs*
welbot
Monday, August 30, 2010 at 3:57 PMwell done everyone! some pretty stiff competition in that one! lots of good’ns to choose from!
Corey Lee
Monday, August 30, 2010 at 5:35 PMFINALLY!
A shout out! I’m still a happy man.
Congrats to the winners.
Googootz
Monday, August 30, 2010 at 6:36 PMnooo, so close damn, congratz to winners
NotoriousR
Monday, August 30, 2010 at 7:12 PMDamn you Gobbo. We had no chance. NONE AT ALL!
But it was very well deserved. By everyone!
One day I’ll write a coherent limerick or haiku…..one day…..
oggob
Monday, August 30, 2010 at 7:52 PMWell done everyone!