Team Fortress 2 Video: Meet The F-Bomber

You thought Xbox Live was bad? "ChoZo" would like an F-word with you. Here's 10 minutes of hilarious rage that makes the Mel Gibson phone calls sound like Bob Ross on The Joy of Painting. Warning: Very strong, loud language.

The video, spied by eagle-eyed (and iron-eared) Kotaku reader Ray Dun, helpfully features an F-word count - and given how long that is and how profligately he tosses around "fuck", the total is just mind-blowing. It is also jampacked with Kodak moments. So if you're thinking it doesn't get any better than "So what are you tryin' to say" and the violin at the one-minute mark, hang in there and keep going.

Jesus Christ, ChoZo should go on a man-date with the Bitch Ass Ho Ass Bitch Ho Eat That Bitch Ho Ho Eat That Ass Bitch Guy from last week.

Seriously, are you still watching? Just how many times is this guy gonna say "fuck"? Keep in mind, the film Scarface used the word 207 times over 170 minutes.


Comments

    i love this guys enthusiasm

    I'M F***ING HUNGRY
    BRB 30 MINUTES

    hahaha

    Hahaha, that was great.

    Lets make a drinking game out of this. Everytime he says fuck take a drink

      you'd be dead of alcohol poisoning in no time flat

        There are enough occurences in the first minute alone to kill most people, if you're taking a shot every time he says fuck. If it's a sip of beer, you'd empty a couple cases by the time the video is over.

    IT'S RAWBERRY!!!!
    Can't believe this guy's voice held up....

    ULTIMATE POWER!!!

    http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197983716775

    thats his steam page

    Oh, Hamburgers!

    MEDICS, I ONLY HAVE ONE MEDIC, I NEED ANOTHER FUCKING MED! - OH THERE WE GO

    He sounds like Brucie from GTAIV after way too much steroid use.

    I love players like this online, it's very entertaining, though I draw the line at the racism/sexism/homophobia.

    NOT SURPRISED his display picture on Steam is Bill and Ted. I'd be shocked if this guy's brain ever matured from adolescence.

    Fuck number 165, fuuuucking gold lol

    A verbal tour de force. ChoZo's rage comes clearly through to the audience. The effort he has clearly spent investing in his character lends this youtube clip a gravitas not seen in your run-of-the-mill rage videos. Three thumbs up.

    UNLIMITED POWER, IM LIKE F-ING EMPEROR PALPATINE!

    could be the greatest quote featured in a rage vid

    What are you trying to say?

    Haha gold

    "ChoZo call for medic"

    ...

    "MEDIC"

    "MEDIC"

    "FUCKING MEDIIIIIIIC"

    FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! AW FUCK I'M OUT OF AMMO

    "Sandwich, eat it, eat it! Fuck you." Thats gold

    "This isn't strawberry, it's fucking RAWBERRY"

    Someone should make a Soundboard

    "You all fucking suck! This is what happens when you don't fucking heal me! We fucking lose!"

    "What are you trying to say?"

    "FUCK!"

    (I bet this dude gets brain charred after all that rage)

    "Chozo, call for medic"
    (2 second pause)....
    "MEDIC!!! MEEDDIICC!!! FUCKING MEDIC!!!!!!"

    I'm Fucking KEANU! WOAH! I know kung fu!!

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