If you could have any of Halo: Reach’s new armour abilities in real life, would you choose armour lock? Watch this video before answering.
I would have chosen active camo myself, but then I am the sort of suspicious character who could benefit from being invisible once in awhile. Jet pack would finish second, followed by hologram, drop shield and sprint.
I’m not sure armour lock would figure into my selection at all. I can already bend down on cue if hard pressed. Plus the EMP blast would render half of the items in my apartment utterly useless.
Thanks to Nick for sending this our way!



















Kalem
Friday, September 24, 2010 at 3:54 PMI think someone forgot to tell him mutton chops weren’t in style since the 1800′s and he looks like an idiot.
PPDeluXe
Friday, September 24, 2010 at 4:10 PMProbably the funniest poop I’ve ever read! “Plus the EMP blast would render half of the items in my apartment utterly useless”
Sean Orr
Friday, September 24, 2010 at 5:50 PMHoly balls.
Check the neckbeard on that guy.