WIN! Valkyria Chronicles II PSP Game & DLC

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9:56AM September 8, 2010 | David Wildgoose

Sega’s tactical RPG series arrived on PlayStation Portable this week. Who wants to win a copy and lead a band of schoolkids into war?

Thanks to Sega we have TEN copies of Valkyria Chronicles II on PSP to giveaway, along with TEN codes for the game’s first downloadable content, available at launch.

I adored the original Valkyria Chronicles on PS3. The sequel is just as delightful, albeit now in handheld form and boasting a younger cast of characters. It’s absolutely something any serious gamer should play.

So how do you win?

As befitting a game as sweet, whimsical and – dare I say – soulful as Valkyria Chronicles, the obvious choice is haiku. Yep, we want you to write a Valkyrian haiku. Leave it in the comments below between now and next Friday. Yes, you’ve got a whole week this time!

No multiple entries please. Entries close at 4pm Friday September 10. Good luck!

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  • GT

    September 3, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    United we stand,
    To protect this shaded world,
    BLiTZ the enemy!

  • Weresmurf

    September 3, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    What grade do I get
    For shooting that dumb school bus,
    With my panzerschrek…

  • Michael Hu

    September 3, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    Running in the battlefield
    Together and forever we are united
    Shooting far and wide

  • Sergei Lazarev

    September 3, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    Gallia will fall,
    Pull back the canvas of war,
    Empire let fly!

    • Sergei Lazarev

      September 8, 2010 at 12:57 PM

      Gallia will fall,
      Pull back the canvas of war,
      Now Empire let fly!
      (slight edit, additional syllable)

  • Grant Oxtoby

    September 3, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    Being neutral sucks
    But once this war has ended
    I want to bake bread

  • Adrian Verna

    September 3, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    Fight for Europa
    In this portable sequel.
    Give the prize to me.

  • Tim G

    September 3, 2010 at 5:21 PM

    Nineteen thirty-five,
    For our freedom we are dying,
    Squad Seven will fight.

  • Cerzel

    September 3, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    As fast as I can
    Rush for the Imperials
    Yet still, just B rank.

  • Santa

    September 3, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    Flying pork
    Lean, healthy, Delicious
    Its all in the Hans

  • Bish

    September 3, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    Welkin Gunther here,
    Fighting for my friends and Gal-
    Oh cool, a rare bug!

  • Dominic Bui

    September 3, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    Visibility is zero,
    As we fight in the desert,
    Hit the dust!

  • garaiden

    September 3, 2010 at 7:15 PM

    My friends and foes,
    We all play with life and death,
    Like no other game.

  • ArghZombies

    September 3, 2010 at 7:31 PM

    The Valkyra rise
    Gallia decimated
    Ooo look! A beetle!

  • Mitchell

    September 3, 2010 at 7:42 PM

    I can’t believe it
    Valkyria Chronicles
    On my PSP

  • ada99

    September 3, 2010 at 8:12 PM

    Hiding behind tanks
    Running through enemy fire
    Point blank shots to heads

  • Nathan Runge

    September 3, 2010 at 8:58 PM

    Sharp Report, Gunfire
    Wavy Falls, Scout Breaks, Feet Touch
    .. Restart the system.

  • Strand0410

    September 3, 2010 at 9:14 PM

    New Japanese game!
    With pretty teenage soldiers
    No giant robots?

  • Kailan Thomsen

    September 3, 2010 at 9:20 PM

    This battle though great,
    Its size has no real compare
    To Miss Bles great chest!

  • YoWombat

    September 3, 2010 at 11:00 PM

    Look behind you, man!
    It’s a large tank-like object…
    Oh crap, we are screwed!

  • warzarddddd

    September 3, 2010 at 11:02 PM

    Don’t make war, make love.
    We can all live together
    if peace is our goal.

  • Stephen Alexander

    September 4, 2010 at 12:19 AM

    Galia saved once,
    The fight I would continue,
    Bah I’m out of turns!

  • FG//0083

    September 4, 2010 at 12:27 AM

    Oh, Alicia dear,
    Welkin’s boner was not for you
    Please, take me instead

    • Mitchell

      September 4, 2010 at 3:04 PM

      I think we have a winner

      • Strand0410

        September 6, 2010 at 7:26 PM

        Uh. One too many syllables there, bub!

        • FG//0083

          September 9, 2010 at 9:48 PM

          Oh, Alicia dear,
          Welkin’s boner? not for you
          Please, take me instead

          Now it fits :)

        • Mitchell

          September 11, 2010 at 1:39 AM

          I knew, but it’s still gold :P

  • Brendan Hardy

    September 4, 2010 at 3:06 AM

    Selvaria Bles,
    here to own squad seven with
    her valkyrur hax.

  • Gaz

    September 4, 2010 at 3:40 AM

    Tanks tanks tanks tanks tanks.
    Tanks tanks tanks tanks, it’s a scout!
    Scouts scouts scouts scouts scouts.

  • ACCloud

    September 4, 2010 at 9:43 AM

    Charge across the field,
    Press L to stop the fighting,
    End the soldier’s life…
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