Judging by Jennifer Willis’ Playboy Data Sheet, Rick doesn’t have anything to worry about. She’s totally into guys with a dark sense of humour, hidden inner strength and a few battle scars. Hooking up with her should be as easy as transforming into a supernatural brute via a mystical mask and tearing hordes of evil creatures limb-from-limb. The fact that countless men and women have now seen her completely naked should only fuel his rage. What a thoughtful girl!
Namco Bandai’s Splatterhouse is due out next week for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. The December issue of Playboy is on stands now.