This just in – I’ve ruined Christmas. I forgot to add numbers six and seven of the 12 days of Christmas over the weekend. But guess what, this is just like when you forgot to eat the chocolate in your advent calender. Now you get to have three at once – hurray?
The CMD Store is awesome if you happen to be a collector of figurines. And while I’m not technically a big fan of them, there are a couple I’d go nuts over. This is one of them: a 1:6 scale version of Naked Snake from Metal Gear Solid 3.
Sadly the chances of my wife buying me this over, say, a lovely shirt or a nose hair trimmer, is extremely slim. I can only hope and pray that someone I know sees this and orders me this bad boy online!
(Mum?)
Chuloopa
Monday, December 20, 2010 at 9:35 AMHmm.. you do raise a good point.. i DO need a new nose hair trimmer…
Mark Serrels
Monday, December 20, 2010 at 9:41 AMI have been given a nose hair trimmer for Christmas on two seperate occasions: FACT.
Chuloopa
Monday, December 20, 2010 at 9:51 AMOuch…
The one i have i bought myself.. i really wouldn’t know how to feel about being GIVEN one…
Qumulys
Monday, December 20, 2010 at 9:58 AMSheesh, you two…. I use tweezers. I’ve kind of grown use to the eye watering yank, maybe even finding it slightly arousing. Especially when you grab a thick one, and it has a bulbous root system which moments earlier was planted deep inside the fertile warmth of booger alley. Oh yeah.
Mark Serrels
Monday, December 20, 2010 at 9:59 AMI too find a weird pleasure in the eye-watering pain…
There’s something wrong with me.
Chuloopa
Monday, December 20, 2010 at 10:02 AMOh god – you’re both MONSTERS!
Braaains
Monday, December 20, 2010 at 10:05 AMTwo nose hair trimmers is good – you can do both nostrils at once, thus halving your nose-hair-maintenance time.
Mark Serrels
Monday, December 20, 2010 at 10:07 AMExclusive picture of me using my nose-hair trimmer: http://bit.ly/1003xb
thistler
Monday, December 20, 2010 at 10:11 AMThat’s a good brand of nose hair trimmer! I ordered one and it only took two weeks to arrive.
Chuloopa
Monday, December 20, 2010 at 10:15 AMThat actually looks really comfortable, i might have to pick one up
Braaains
Monday, December 20, 2010 at 10:43 AMSerreeeelllllsss… Open your miiiiiiiinnnnnd…
Adam Ruch
Monday, December 20, 2010 at 12:35 PMI used to work in a Shaver Shop, where I sold hundreds of nose trimmers. I have lots of hair cutting implements from there :)
Shane
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 at 7:55 AMDude, once might just be a well-meaning but clueless auntie… but when it happens *twice*, you have to think that maybe people have noticed something about you….
thistler
Monday, December 20, 2010 at 10:06 AMWell, you DO need a new shirt: http://www.thistler.net/images/mark-of-the-dead.jpg
Chuloopa
Monday, December 20, 2010 at 10:16 AMYou’ve got red on you…
The Cracks
Monday, December 20, 2010 at 10:53 AMWait, did you actually change the heads? I can hardly tell the difference!
welbot
Monday, December 20, 2010 at 11:36 AMI saw a preview on the weekend for a new Simon Pegg film.. can’t for the life of me think of what it was called, but I saw Simon and I was like.. OMG! MARK! and my wife was like… WTF is Mark? and I was all like… oooh yeah.. that’s Simon! :0
Ross Moir
Monday, December 20, 2010 at 2:20 PMIf she insists on buying you a shirt, send her to split reason. Gotta love the Cocktail Party and I [shotgun} noobs shirts.