David Jaffe, the adult language dispensing creator behind the upcoming Twisted Metal for the PlayStation 3, thinks some sweet love making, Kratos-style, might be a good fit for the God of War’s appearance in Mortal Kombat. After all, Kratos is known to squeeze in some sack time with the ladies while seeking revenge against other Greek gods. So…
“Kratos would have a FUCKALITY and fuck the SHIT out of Sonya AND Katana at the same motherfucking TIME!!!!” Jaffe enthusiastically tweeted last night. “Hell, I think Kratos should reach out and pull the fucking MK classic narrator into the game and gut the fucker. Oh, or rip the head off.” Seems in line with the gorier, back to basics Mortal Kombat, minus the forced sex, of course.
Mr. Jaffe has since pulled those tweets, seemingly concerned that they might show up as a “headline or some such on gaming sites tomorrow.” He’s so right!
Braaains
Thursday, December 9, 2010 at 3:29 PMI wonder if his mum follows him on Twitter…
HappyMike
Thursday, December 9, 2010 at 3:42 PMLOL PWNED
great job Kotako XD
doubleDizz
Thursday, December 9, 2010 at 3:46 PMthat dudes got issues
Nobody
Thursday, December 9, 2010 at 3:48 PMSo you have a Kotaku guy represent the R18+ cause on Sunrise trying to portray the gaming community as mature and sensible, and then you run a story like this all over the home page?
Fail.
Mark Serrels
Thursday, December 9, 2010 at 4:09 PMThis is a story from the US.
Ben
Thursday, December 9, 2010 at 5:55 PMso instead they should selectively report the news to only tell people what would make large anti video gaming groups happy?
Retro
Thursday, December 9, 2010 at 3:52 PMDoes he kiss his wife with that mouth?
Braaains
Thursday, December 9, 2010 at 4:19 PMWell, technically, he wasn’t speaking with his mouth he was typing with his fingers. So the correct question you should have asked was… umm.. actually, never mind.
Retro
Thursday, December 9, 2010 at 4:46 PMIndeed. And yes, let’s not go there.
Simon Goodwin
Thursday, December 9, 2010 at 9:28 PMHe’s divorced. :)
AmbroseIV
Thursday, December 9, 2010 at 4:03 PMFor some reason, I don’t think his comments are clever or provocative enough to promote Twisted Metal. Just comes across as gratuitous and awkward. :|
Dutch
Thursday, December 9, 2010 at 5:30 PMFinally, a Fatality with button prompts!
Chris Ryan
Thursday, December 9, 2010 at 7:42 PMPost of the day goes to Dutch.
Ty
Friday, December 10, 2010 at 2:34 AMWho says only the japanese invent rape simulators?
oggob
Friday, December 10, 2010 at 8:34 AMDavid Jaffe is a legend, more people in the industry should speak their minds about their games and the industry in general.
He has recently been on NeoGAF answered the forumers questions about the upcoming Twisted Metal.
The only problem I have is that he felt as though he had to remove the comments to ‘stop the outrage’ that might happen from them, because as we know those comments were to be taken completely seriously.
Jimu Hsien
Friday, December 10, 2010 at 10:28 AMSurely this article was more “NSFW” that many of the others labeled so?