Delicious Overkill: Gratuitously Overclocked 5Ghz Core i7 Monster

Sometimes a computer at CES is interesting because it’s functional and intuitive. Sometimes a computer is interesting because it’s the size of an air conditioner, filled with heinously tacky neon lights and overclocked to hell. Guess which one this is!

I found Origin PC’s 5Ghz, liquid-cooled “Big O” sitting on a dusty stretch of carpet in Creative’s booth. Alone. Neglected. I asked a rep about it and he didn’t even know why it was there. Was he feeling insecure because the computer is so fast? Perhaps. It wasn’t even hooked up to anything. It was just humming along, its red tubes pulsing, green lights throbbing. Speed for its own sake. If it sounds like a sexual experience, that’s because it was. The enormo-box reminds me of a bygone era in computing, when clock speeds trumped all – and just reading “5Ghz i7″ made my heart dance. CES is supposed to be about neat things we’ll be using effectively in the future, but sometimes I’m OK with REALLY FREAKING FAST NEON COMPUTER, WATCH OUT, too.

Republished from Gizmodo

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(14 Comments)
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    hobo

    Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 12:21 PM

    i wants

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    Lord Bob

    Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    To quote Little Britain – “ah want that wun”.

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    Jason Padgett

    Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 12:42 PM

    Don’t forget the liquid cooled intergrated Xbox 360 inside…

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    Jamie Anderson

    Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    is that an xbox 360 drive also on it?

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    Eddy

    Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    Only Origin man… Only Origin.

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    Tali

    Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 5:54 PM

    My first computer had a 16 MHz processor – take that!

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    popcultured

    Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    Benchmarks for proof

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    Cameron

    Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    You’d have thought with all the work that would have gone into this they’d have made the dvd/card reader/dials ect. more “streamlined”. They look very cheap just sitting there all mismatched.

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    Alex Cullinan

    Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 7:36 PM

    But was it using Sandy Bridge?

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    Korwin

    Sunday, January 9, 2011 at 12:03 AM

    It’ makes my 4ghz seem paltry.

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    Braycen Jackwitz

    Sunday, January 9, 2011 at 7:27 AM

    I think i’d prefer this to some silly tablet PC :D

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    aaron

    Sunday, January 9, 2011 at 6:51 PM

    oh and it has an xbox built in

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      David Winston

      Saturday, January 15, 2011 at 3:38 PM

      That’s what the big “O” is for (lights up red) and the water-cooling.

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