This is truly incredible – a fully functioning, beastly computer all stuffed inside a keg. Also inside the keg? 9.5 litres of beer – enough for 40 jars!
What’s truly impressive however is the fact that, along with the internal cooling system and its awesome set of specs, this computer actually has an integrated refrigeration system and an in-line CO2 pump. Truly incredible. Said awesome specs for this NVIDA computer are as follows…
2 x EVGA GeForce GTX 580 Hydrocopper 2 graphics cards in 2-Way SLI
ASUS P67 Sandybridge motherboard
Intel i7 2600 3.4 Ghz Sandybridge CPU
8 gigs of DDR3 Crucial Ballistix at 1600 Mhz
Crucial 160 Gig SSD
Danger Den Extreme liquid cooling system
Antec 1200 watt TruePower Quattro PSU
According to our very own Nick Broughall over at Gizmodo, this Keg-Computer is currently in the process of being patented, so it could actually hit the market sooner than you think!


















KRS1
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 at 5:06 PMwtf is a “jar”?
Chuloopa
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 at 5:11 PM*glare*
Chuloopa
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 at 5:12 PM*HADOUKEN!!*
Foxbane
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 at 5:53 PMits just a glass of beer
Jamesmacusedmyhandle
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 at 10:42 PMAustralias territotial measurements for beer!
Starting barfights since the system went metric!
KRS1
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 at 1:46 PMSorry but nowhere in this country is a beer called a jar
Chuloopa
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 at 5:07 PMSWEET HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST!!!!
HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!!!
AmbroseIV
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 at 5:23 PMThat looks impressive, even as a teetotaler… but I could only imagine how well it would conduct if there was a leak.
Sergei
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 at 6:53 PMCan you replace it with coffee?
dawdle
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 at 12:54 AM^ agreed!
But green beer would be pretty awesome as well.
Wait, the beer isn’t actually green? *sad face*
Jagji56
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 at 7:25 PM*replaces bear with Pepsi*
*waits for rage*
Vapor
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 at 1:51 AMI imagine a bear would rage if you placed it inside a keg.
Grandmaster B-Funk
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 at 8:28 PMman, that would make LAN parties SOOO much more interesting xD
Steve
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 at 8:17 AMI just love the fact that the beer actually acts as a heat reduction medium – so when constantly have to keep the keg topped up otherwise the PC will overheat! Having said that, if you started to get low you’d probably not be so stressed that the FPS is crashing, rather MORE BEER REQUIRED!
P.S: If it has to be replaced with a softdrink, get Mountain Dew on board – they pretty much do everything game/drink related nowadays
CrowdedTrousers
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 at 9:13 AMi have packaged my first-born and are ready fed-ex them to you in exchange for said keg-puter. he is good at farming stone in minecraft and toilet trained.
please supply address and we’ll make the trade. if you need a sweetener I’ll throw in my left arm. or someone’s left arm anyway. it’s hard to pour one handed.
Jo
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 at 12:49 PMAh but if you had not sold your first born you could have gotten him to pour for you!
Oh the irony!