Which Console Is Best For First-Person Shooting Racists?

In order to determine which video game console you should play, you must ask yourself a few questions. Are you a gamer? Do you prefer first-person shooters? Racist or non-racist? Dorkly’s handy flowchart insults and informs.

Judging by this graphic, I should be playing games exclusively on the original PlayStation. I have absolutely no problem with that. At least I’m not one of those Virtual Boy masochists.

Flowchart: What Gaming Platform is Right For You? [Dorkly.com]

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(11 Comments)
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    weresmurf

    Thursday, January 13, 2011 at 11:26 AM

    I find it ironic seeing as I was called a “n***er” and a “stinking jew” on BF2 on the pc only two days ago… :\

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      Nathan Blanchard

      Thursday, January 13, 2011 at 11:50 AM

      they were probably 13 yr olds.. they always wreck PC games :(

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        Aliasalpha

        Thursday, January 13, 2011 at 12:36 PM

        Yeah but they’re the same ones that ruin xbox gaming.

        Besides, the xbox can’t be racist, it comes in both black and white

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      Dave

      Thursday, January 13, 2011 at 11:59 AM

      I got the same thing a couple of days ago in Hot Pursuit on Live – though I may have been gay too.

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      Awnshegh

      Thursday, January 13, 2011 at 2:26 PM

      Douchebags are always going to hide behind anonimity when playing online. At least the 360 has a method to ensure people get turfed if they get too bad.

      I’m always playing with my family (Nephew, Sister, Father, now my mum too) and when there’s a DB in the lobby we all mute them then report them.

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        Kyle_Katarn

        Thursday, January 13, 2011 at 5:27 PM

        Thats something you’re going to have to put up with to keep the freedoms of the internet.

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    706-2

    Thursday, January 13, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    Yeah the racist one isn’t really true. I know that these are just meant to be kind of funny and not really serious but there’s racism on every online game, xbox, ps and PC. I mean have you ever played CS?

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    Karachi King

    Thursday, January 13, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    Apparently I should buy a Playstation or a SNES (I neither love nore hate whiny dudes with spiky hair), oddly enough, two consoles that I have never owned.

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    SunSkorpion

    Thursday, January 13, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    The best feature of online gaming = mute. Whenever I’m on Black Ops and I hear anyones voice, its an automatic response to mute all.

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    deathtoll

    Thursday, January 13, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    So what happens if I have a PS3?

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    Lai-Lai

    Monday, March 26, 2012 at 9:23 AM

    I’ve always associated RPGs with the PC, especially since most MMORPGs are PC exclusive.

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