The New Sexy Way To Play Flower

Kotaku AU


Flower is a great game – probably one of my favourite games in the last five years – but it’s not a sexy game. That’s a problem that ServerCrashers are trying to alleviate with this, quite frankly, completely disturbing video…

Their solution, it seems, is simple. Tie a controller to your pants and thrust at the screen. Solid.

I would totally try this. If I actually wore pants.

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(11 Comments)
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    706

    Wednesday, March 16, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    You could tie it to something else…

    Had to be said

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    Chuloopa

    Wednesday, March 16, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    I love having lady flowers around my genital region..

    wait… we’re talking about something different??

    oh… well in that case… umm…

    …I love having lady flowers around my genital region.

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      tpc

      Wednesday, March 16, 2011 at 2:51 PM

      Move over Lady Gaga, make way for Lady Flowers.

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    v4next

    Wednesday, March 16, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    Flower – rated G…

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      Chuloopa

      Wednesday, March 16, 2011 at 1:27 PM

      …spot

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    Matt

    Wednesday, March 16, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    This is disgusting, it like playing shadow of the colossus with your wang, it’s just insulting the game.

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      Bearjam

      Wednesday, March 16, 2011 at 3:21 PM

      If someone can play through shadow of the colossus with their wang, deserve all the kudos we can give.

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    Abraham

    Wednesday, March 16, 2011 at 3:26 PM

    So random

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    Sam Timmins

    Wednesday, March 16, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    Literally “Fuck This Game!”?

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    Carson Mauthe

    Thursday, March 17, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    You’re welcome, Australia.

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