A NSFW Look At The Most Ridiculous Figure Of Ivy From Soulcalibur

Soulcalibur‘s most anatomically outrageous fighter, the embarrassingly under-dressed Ivy Valentine, is getting her own figure to, I guess, celebrate her inclusion in the latest Queen’s Gate title for PSP. That’s the series that pits female fighter against female fighter in a contest of who can be more objectified.

Tomopop says the Queen’s Gate: Spiral Chaos Ivy figure is now up for pre-order from Japanese proxy buyers like Tokyo Hunter. Since this is a mail order exclusive type thing, it’s harder to get your hands on than the average statue designed with the express purpose of longing and leering.

That means it’s a bit more expensive too, commanding 9500 yen from Tokyo Hunter.

Should you have a burning desire for the exceedingly curvaceous Ivy in PVC form, close the door and check out the gallery above. It’s so, so NSFW.

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(12 Comments)
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    Benny

    Wednesday, April 27, 2011 at 3:08 PM

    Yum.

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    pzkrj

    Wednesday, April 27, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    Wow wtf.

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    Richard Holz

    Wednesday, April 27, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    And she fights in this…. how?

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      nugdugs

      Wednesday, April 27, 2011 at 5:45 PM

      would you fight a woman dressed like that?

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      Pakka

      Wednesday, April 27, 2011 at 6:55 PM

      She doesn’t – that’s how she wins.

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    Simon

    Wednesday, April 27, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    this isnt aimed at gamers – its aimed at creeps.

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      Jim

      Wednesday, April 27, 2011 at 9:52 PM

      The figure is pretty tasteless, but sheesh! Lighten up, guy.

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    Nicolai Parsons

    Wednesday, April 27, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    -sigh- One of the worst things about this is that she’s not even the worst offender in the oversized and oversexualised in the Soul Calibur Family. There’s several people in things like skintight Jumpsuits that are worse. Urgh, Taki.

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    theRash

    Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 12:44 AM

    Haha that figurine is not nearly as tasteless as the person who photographed it yaargh

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      Steve0410

      Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 4:25 AM

      Great, now you have me thinking about the kinds of people who photograph these creepy statues as a profession.

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    PlasmaDavid

    Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 9:22 AM

    Aaaand this is why I didn’t buy SC4. Even poor little Talim couldn’t escape the nasty Japanese men : (

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    Snacuum

    Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 1:10 PM

    I don’t see how this is not safe for work. I don’t see any nipples or vaginas.

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