Remember when your Mum used to make you a boiled egg, and make toast soldiers? Think how better that would be if the egg was a Portal Turret. That would be ‘eggcellent’ – right guys?
Are you still there?
1. Make the frame.
2. Put the egg on the frame.
3. But after you’ve painted the egg.
4. Eat it!
5. Are you still there?
Thanks to Zoran for sending it in!
Make your own Portal Sentry Turret Egg Cup [Indestructables]
Effluvium Boy
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 9:32 AMThat is many varieties of awesome.
Qumulys
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 9:36 AMThis is why chickens were invented!
Boo
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 9:52 AMHuh, I might build one of these.
Tech Knight
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 9:56 AMI’ll keep fearing it’ll shoot me if I try to crack the shell :P
CookingMama
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 9:57 AMNow if only there was a way to make a weighted companion cube out of toast…
lamboman007
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 10:38 AMHow bout a cake? http://technabob.com/blog/2008/03/17/weighted-companion-cube-cake-is-not-a-lie/
CookingMama
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 12:45 PMpfft – cake is the obvious choice. Now toast, there’s a challenge ;)
JP
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 10:13 AMThe most eggciting thing I’ve read all morning!
Jerkoff
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 10:20 AMGood old BoingBoing.net !
dawdle!
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 10:43 AMom nom nom nom
Mark Serrels
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 10:45 AMThis comment thread is now for terrible puns about eggs.
Someone needs to make an egg ‘chell’
Am I right guys?
Andy
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 11:19 AM*headdesk*
Chuloopa
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 11:26 AMPersonally i find this article EGGcellent, with no indication of FOUL play or bad YOLKS.
This type of journalism is sure to rake in the CHICKS as it’s so against the GRAINS.
I don’t want to play CHICKEN with your emotions, but once agHEN this is sure to EGGnite your career even further.
Grim
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 11:36 AMTerrible instructions. Real ones here http://www.instructables.com/id/Make-your-own-Portal-Sentry-Turret-Egg-Cup/
Mark Serrels
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 11:43 AMThanks for the heads up – I didn’t know where the link for this was. Just got the images sent to me via email.
James Mac
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 12:11 PMMy mum never made boiled eggs with toast soldiers…
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Does she not love me because I’ve got red hair?
*cries*
Mark Serrels
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 12:13 PMlololol!
Chuloopa
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 12:58 PMDon’t be silly.
It would be more likely because you were an accident.
Personally, i’m the result of a broken condom – true story!
nothing beats feeling wanted ;)