Shy Guy Is A Goddamned Sexual Tyrannosaurus

Master toysmith Jin Saotome is back, and this time he’s making the Mushroom Kingdom a little more badass with this heavily-armed interpretation of the cute little Shy Guy.

Normally short and portly, this custom action figure is lean and packing a minigun, scythe, hammer and…scissors. His body was cannibalised from existing action figures based on Desaad, Spirit and Street Fighter‘s own Guile, and no, you can’t buy this one.

It’s just for looking.

Custom Super Mario Bros “Shy Guy” action figure [Jin Saotome, via Tomopop]


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