Shy Guy Is A Goddamned Sexual Tyrannosaurus

Master toysmith Jin Saotome is back, and this time he’s making the Mushroom Kingdom a little more badass with this heavily-armed interpretation of the cute little Shy Guy.

Normally short and portly, this custom action figure is lean and packing a minigun, scythe, hammer and…scissors. His body was cannibalised from existing action figures based on Desaad, Spirit and Street Fighter‘s own Guile, and no, you can’t buy this one.

It’s just for looking.

Custom Super Mario Bros “Shy Guy” action figure [Jin Saotome, via Tomopop]

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(6 Comments)
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    kaiden

    Friday, May 6, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    “and no, you can’t buy this one.”

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330559816185

    2d15hrs left currently at $60US.

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      Gorzilla

      Sunday, May 8, 2011 at 5:02 AM

      Maybe Luke already has a bid on it?

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    Dr_Stef

    Friday, May 6, 2011 at 9:20 PM

    Yes.. yes he is.

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    Heath

    Saturday, May 7, 2011 at 12:29 AM

    “Shy Guy Is A Goddamned Sexual Tyrannosaurus” Nice homage to Predator! ;)

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    Gorzilla

    Sunday, May 8, 2011 at 5:04 AM

    Am I the only hoping to see this guy in the next resident evil game?

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    Angus Tebbutt

    Monday, May 9, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    That just makes me wish they had an adult themed Mario game, similar to the movie that was made…but better

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