The Mortal Kombat Rap: Scorpion Spits “Hot Fire”

Kotaku AU


We may not be able to play Mortal Kombat (although I’m sure plenty of you have managed to obtain via alternative means) but at least we can watch this awesome Scorpion rap which features the awesome lines, “I spit hot shit, but this ninja really means it/ you’ll be hearing ‘toastie’ and wishing that you dreamed it.” Classic stuff.

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(6 Comments)
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    Chuloopa

    Tuesday, May 10, 2011 at 2:18 PM

    That was far to short :P

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      Chuloopa

      Tuesday, May 10, 2011 at 2:18 PM

      gah… *too

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        Michael

        Tuesday, May 10, 2011 at 11:02 PM

        I disagree – I reckon if it went on for longer the joke would have worn off pretty quick. Best to end it on a high.

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    Stamperrific aka Jakob Smolinski

    Tuesday, May 10, 2011 at 3:25 PM

    Forgive my nitpicking, but why did a picture of Cyrax flash at 0.57s instead of Scorpion…?

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    AnonymousPessimist

    Tuesday, May 10, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    Why was I not comissioned to write the beat for this?!

    An explanation! I demand one!

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      Chuloopa

      Tuesday, May 10, 2011 at 5:16 PM

      Umm.. becasue mo-fo’s be disrespectin yo hustle, gansta!?

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