We may not be able to play Mortal Kombat (although I’m sure plenty of you have managed to obtain via alternative means) but at least we can watch this awesome Scorpion rap which features the awesome lines, “I spit hot shit, but this ninja really means it/ you’ll be hearing ‘toastie’ and wishing that you dreamed it.” Classic stuff.


















Chuloopa
Tuesday, May 10, 2011 at 2:18 PMThat was far to short :P
Chuloopa
Tuesday, May 10, 2011 at 2:18 PMgah… *too
Michael
Tuesday, May 10, 2011 at 11:02 PMI disagree – I reckon if it went on for longer the joke would have worn off pretty quick. Best to end it on a high.
Stamperrific aka Jakob Smolinski
Tuesday, May 10, 2011 at 3:25 PMForgive my nitpicking, but why did a picture of Cyrax flash at 0.57s instead of Scorpion…?
AnonymousPessimist
Tuesday, May 10, 2011 at 4:58 PMWhy was I not comissioned to write the beat for this?!
An explanation! I demand one!
Chuloopa
Tuesday, May 10, 2011 at 5:16 PMUmm.. becasue mo-fo’s be disrespectin yo hustle, gansta!?