E3′s Booth Babes Fail A Simple Trivia Quiz With Flying Colours

About a year ago, PAX sought to ban booth babes (pardon me, “costumed booth representatives”), using a number of tests to determine booth babe-iness (as opposed to garden-variety sexy cosplay). One of them was a lack of familiarity with the product represented.

At E3, Bitmob’s 5HP put that standard to the test with a five-question exam of nine booth representatives, one of whom said she worked for GameStop as recently as last year. These aren’t trick questions. You know all of the answers, and they don’t.

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(15 Comments)
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    SuperFred

    Friday, June 24, 2011 at 8:50 AM

    Man, I had to watch it twice before realising everyone other than the presenter had heads.

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    Matt

    Friday, June 24, 2011 at 9:05 AM

    The main character of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is whatever I make it. If I enter my name as “Zelda” than that’s the name of the protagonist. (It’s why the series is Legend of *Zelda*, since Legend of *Your Name Here* isn’t quite as catchy)

    So yeah, I’m calling trick question on that one, although it doesn’t really help any of those girls.

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      Joe Mama

      Friday, June 24, 2011 at 10:58 AM

      What no it’s called Legend of Zelda because there happens to be a princess named Zelda in it =/

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        Steve0410

        Friday, June 24, 2011 at 2:05 PM

        Sigh

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    Powalen

    Friday, June 24, 2011 at 9:24 AM

    Bit unfair. They were hired for their tracts of land, not their fields of knowledge.

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      Aliasalpha

      Friday, June 24, 2011 at 9:33 AM

      Well the first 2 should have sunk into the swamp, the 3rd one burned down, fell over then sunk into the swamp but the rest should have been fine

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    Shinkada

    Friday, June 24, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    Depressing.

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    Awnshegh

    Friday, June 24, 2011 at 11:01 AM

    Went to Antec’s 25th brithday party a while back and they had ‘booth babes’. One of them had a brother who was addicted to Fifa otherwise they really had no idea – but I don’t think anyone on the night was complaining.

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    miniluv101

    Friday, June 24, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    Props to the girl that answers “Something about John Galt” when probed on Atlas Shrugged. Maybe not familiar with Bioshock, but she obviously read the book.

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      Transientmind

      Saturday, June 25, 2011 at 3:13 PM

      For my money, that’d make her smarter than most gamers.

      (Not that actually reading anything by Ayn Rand is smart… hopefully it was done as part of an assignment.)

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    Oxfordcollar

    Friday, June 24, 2011 at 1:21 PM

    I didn’t know two of those, and I’ve played Bioshock 1 and 2, and didn’t know the answer to that one.

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    Chuloopa

    Friday, June 24, 2011 at 1:21 PM

    *palm pilot*

    …wait.. that’s not right…

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    Steve0410

    Friday, June 24, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    Young girl needs to earn a few bucks. She’s hired to be a stand-in model at a nerd convention. She’s drilled with videogame questions by a sperglord who demands to know her gaming credentials.

    Did anyone honestly think these booth babes actually played?

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    AerintheABOUTAVERAGE

    Saturday, June 25, 2011 at 3:11 AM

    The “Bee Bee” one that worked at GameStop was surprising to me. I’ve never met a GameStop clerk that knew that much about video games…

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    Transientmind

    Saturday, June 25, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    Awh man, don’t hate on the booth babes… That’s really cruel. They have so much crap to put up with as it is (namely: being a booth babe), without having to be made to feel like they’re stupid.

    (Sidenote: Interviewer proves it is possible to be a) Gamer, b) Hotter Than a Booth Babe.)

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