Call Of Duty Elite Trailer Is Like A Simile Wrapped In A Metaphor

Call of Duty Elite beta began a “staged launch” today and to kick it off, Activision unloaded this two minute trailer that spends one minute cracking jokes and another minute answering questions except for the biggie: How much is this damn thing going to cost?

For now, it’s free; for now, it’s in beta. You can learn about all the other stuff Activision wants you to do in Call of Duty Elite. Remember, you don’t actually get a pony.

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    scott

    Friday, July 15, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    That sounded like Ryan renolds.

    who was that?

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      Kizaru

      Friday, July 15, 2011 at 9:09 PM

      TJ Miller, the guy who plays ‘Hud’ in Cloverfield.

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    DNR

    Friday, July 15, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    wow… that made me want MW3 even less… GG Activision.

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      Bollo

      Friday, July 15, 2011 at 1:50 PM

      Couldn’t agree more, mate. That was pathetic. I too, was going to avoid MW3 like herpes and this….this…marketing video thing, reaffirms my stance.

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      Gavin

      Saturday, July 16, 2011 at 3:10 AM

      Agreed.. I couldn’t watch all of it.

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    Alinos

    Friday, July 15, 2011 at 12:49 PM

    how do they think thats a positive.

    Not to mention that they still didn’t outline a reasonable reason to pay for it.

    Special events,tourneys clan matches. Cod4 had all of them at no extra cost. you set up a server and away you go.

    As for real prizes. No doubt they’ll be a BS, competition only valid in america clause, much in the same way as most of the BO Developer servers were in america.

    how about instead of a stupid buzz video(that told us nothing that they hadn’t already mentioned) actually show us something

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      Bollo

      Friday, July 15, 2011 at 1:52 PM

      Isn’t it funny how they’ve taken away all this stuff over time and they’re acting all innovative-like by giving it back to us….FOR MONEY!

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    Dark_Templar

    Friday, July 15, 2011 at 1:44 PM

    I am playing through Black Ops again trying to convince myself it is fun…..no luck yet.

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    Reign

    Friday, July 15, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    - More stats than you know what to do with: already have more than enough of the stats you’d need in CoD.

    - Heat maps: already have in BO.

    - Track friends & rivals, join groups of like-minded players: what are forums and XBL?

    - Create an join clans: bwah?

    - Study and edit load outs: like what you can do now?

    - Create custom leaderboards: well whoop-de-fuckn’-doo.

    - Access from mobile devices: I’ve always wanted to access my CoD stats when I’m out.

    - Weapon performance stats: already have.

    Money well spent.

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    Scott

    Friday, July 15, 2011 at 5:09 PM

    I see this more as about control. :3
    What’s going to happen to existing services that already provide this? Are they at threat? o.O

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