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Feel like making a protest about how long Kinect’s Australian voice functionality is taking? Why not do it via the power of t-shirt. You never know, maybe someone at Microsoft Australia will see it, realise our pain, and hurry the process along? Most likely someone will just stop you in the street and say, ‘cool t-shirt’ – but isn’t that enough?

You can buy this t-shirt here!

Discuss

(61 Comments)
  • [–]

    Chuloopa

    Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    “Most likely someone will just stop you in the street and say, ‘cool t-shirt’ ”

    Or they’ll say “what’s that 2X/3X year old doing wearing a Wall-E shirt?!”

    lol

    Man i so wasn’t expecting to see this when i jumped on here today hahaha
    Thanks Mark :D

  • [–]

    Simon

    Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    Since my room is too small to use my Kinect, and I’m Australian, I can’t use any functionality at all. :( Just sits there collecting dust. No idea why I bought it. Hopefully voice functionality comes out before ME3, as I may actually use it then.

    Out of curiosity, does it work for you, Serrels? Or is it literally USA accents only?

    • [–]

      Matthew Kermeen

      Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:33 PM

      For what it’s worth, in August Nyko are releasing some lenses for Kinect that will reduced the required playspace by about 40%. Which is great, because I have about 60% of what’s required – I can just barely play Dance Central and most of the stuff in Kinect Adventures, but anything that requires the full amount of space like side-by-side multiplayer? Forget it.

      • [–]

        Simon

        Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:37 PM

        My games room is HUGE and it still wasn’t in the ‘recommended’ space. I don’t think it’d work in my room even with that :( I’ll have to move it back out!

    • [–]

      Senor Freebie

      Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 3:06 PM

      Funny how in one of the most sparsely populated countries on the plant people still don’t have room for the Kinect…

  • [–]

    SuperFred

    Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:10 PM

    Plug for mates? Poor form, says I, especially when it’s conspicuously absent from the brief accompanying text.

    • [–]

      Mark Serrels

      Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:12 PM

      He’s a Kotaku reader and regular. Plus this is relevant. Now go away troll.

      • [–]

        SuperFred

        Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:16 PM

        Indeed he is, and if anyone is going to benefit from selling some tshirts, there’s no reason at all it shouldn’t be someone who contributes to this site on a copious and regular basis.

        However, is it really *that hard* to include a “You can buy this tshirt *from Kotaku regular and much loved guy, Chuloopa* here”? That way, other readers know in advance it’s a redirect to a regular user’s website/money making portal.

        Hell, it might even drive more sales.

        Side note: I think dismissing people’s valid questioning as trolling is the new decade’s Godwin’s Law.

        • [–]

          Mark Serrels

          Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:17 PM

          Fair point – especially the last part – if you had said it that way instead, I might have been less inclined to call you a troll.

          • [–]

            SuperFred

            Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:23 PM

            Fair point – I’ll work a bit more on my phrasing, I can see how that might read as trolling.

            Speaking of this though, maybe there might be a call for a “Plug Your Stuff” thread like the trading/resale ones? Once a week give everyone a chance to plug what they do, if they want.

            I’d happily prefer to buy from good contributors if I’m in the market for >whatever it is they’re selling<

            • [–]

              Mark Serrels

              Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:28 PM

              Yeah man – sounds like a good idea. My only issue with these things is that sometimes things dry up! Like with the Set-up posts I was running before. No-one sends their pics anymore!

              • [–]

                Chuloopa

                Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:37 PM

                I’m still getting mine together!!

                I’m going to have somehting for “show us yours” soon…

                Wait.. it’s not called that anymore is it?

                • [–]

                  mccawsome

                  Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 2:03 PM

                  I can send pics if you want too…

              • [–]

                Simon

                Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:42 PM

                Maybe make it a monthly thing? Every Monday it’s a different ‘send in your x’ post. First Monday of the month is send in your setup pics, second Monday is send in your sales/plug your stuff as mentioned, etc.

                Send in your game ideas (it’ll be pointless but could have some funny results)
                Send in your screenshots
                Send in your gaming stories

                *shrug*

                I know I’d contribute to most of the above.

              • [–]

                Shane

                Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:55 PM

                I support this. My graphic novel The Lesser Evil (see my link) is coming out in the next few months, and I would LOVE to be able to plug it for free on a site with huge traffic and some personal connections :)

              • [–]

                MrTaco

                Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 4:38 PM

                I was intending on sending one in a while back, but then it seemed like they weren’t being done any more so I didn’t bother with it. And now my room is too much of a mess to bother trying to do it :P

        • [–]

          Mark Serrels

          Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:19 PM

          I would also like to add that my policy with this stuff is – would I put it in if I didn’t know who made it? In this case the answer is yes.

          • [–]

            DENAz

            Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:34 PM

            haha if it wasn’t so dam relevant I’d agree with SuperFred, but I think its quite fitting… and very funny :P

        • [–]

          Chuloopa

          Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:28 PM

          I’d also like to add that i reallllly don’t make much money from this at all.. in the past 6 months i have made a total of about $20 lol
          I don’t sell that many shirt which means they are probably too niche or poorly designed.

          LOL

          Also, I understand why Mark jumped the gun on the old Troll thing a little.. i mean we have been getting an influx of trolls over the past few months – so i say we should all just group hug it out ;)

          But once again, thank you to Mark again, and to you for your rather constructive criticism :)

          • [–]

            Mark Serrels

            Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:30 PM

            *awkwardly joins in on the Superfred/Chuloopa group hug*

          • [–]

            SuperFred

            Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:39 PM

            Mate, absolutely no issue from me here, and you have much love for all your work! I’m honestly much surprised you haven’t been snatched up as an on-staff writer and comm mod/etc.

            I’m just a stickler for disclosure and totally shouldn’t rush post during lunch when I’m work-grumpy.

            • [–]

              Mark Serrels

              Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:41 PM

              Nah you had a point mate. I jumped the gun as well, I have to watch myself at times!

              • [–]

                Chuloopa

                Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:47 PM

                God i would freakin’ love it if you became a troll!!

                “Chuloopa… more like shitloopa lawl!”

                ^_^

              • [–]

                GnomeFawkes

                Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 5:14 PM

                *sets a mirror up at Serrel’s desk, so he can “watch himself”*

            • [–]

              Chuloopa

              Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:55 PM

              Man i hate being work grumpy..
              I get that a lot recently

              You know what makes me more work grumpy? I’m doing economics at uni, so everytime something wastes my time i’m getting economics-work-grumpy because people use my VALUABLE time for STUPID STUFF! lol

              • [–]

                GnomeFawkes

                Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 5:16 PM

                Sounds like there be a DEFICIT of fun!

    • [–]

      Qumulys

      Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:16 PM

      I think I might voice disagreement with you here. As kindly as possible, cause I never really do this. But not only is this t-shirt all forms of awesome, Mark has written about this Kinect voice stuff a few times for us before, interviewing MS for answers as well. MS deserve to be given the hurry along, especially since it was an advertised feature when sold. Also, have you got any idea the amount of work Chuloopa does for this site over the (not weeks) but YEARS? Not only is he working, and now studying as well, but he still spends the time each day giving us many lols and always posting bargains for us all. Also, he writes short stories for us to enjoy, and has had articles on Kotaku, which he does not get paid for, he does it out of love. So, I think what you wrote is a little short sighted, and rather hurtful.

      • [–]

        Qumulys

        Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:45 PM

        Seeing you’ve changed your wording above, and the huge heart shown by loops (as usual), I guess I will take back what I typed above (the responses were not there b4 I typed). Thanks for clearing things up a little better, but yeah, it did sound harsh I thought. All’s well that ends well. Now, everyone buy a shirt!

    • [–]

      Harli

      Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:37 PM

      I don’t know if you’ve noticed but Kotaku AU plugs merch at random times, and they’re not always for mates.

    • [–]

      FatShady

      Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:53 PM

      I love this place… just read this entire thread. Someone makes a fair point about an article plugging a community members wares, Mark defends his post, it is discussed further and after some back and forth, we all agree.

      I see this as the internet for adults. We dealt with this issue like a bunch of people out to dinner. We discussed it, were all heard and we came to a reasonable conclusion.

      Is that group hug still going on, can i get in on the action?

      • [–]

        SuperFred

        Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 2:31 PM

        Nominating Mark for kudos this week.

      • [–]

        Trjn

        Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 3:06 PM

        This all seems a little weird. We’re on the internet, people! Where are the Nazi references? The unprovoked and unwarranted name calling? Misrepresentations of arguments and hopeless strawmanning?

        I am disappointed in all this maturity, it’s totally unacceptable in this environment.

        • [–]

          GnomeFawkes

          Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 5:17 PM

          This isnt the ACL’s wbesite…..oooooh too harsh?

      • [–]

        ZyklonB

        Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 3:36 PM

        What has this site become? I know you have all hugged it out now and whatnot, but why is Serrels instantly dismissing posts that don’t agree with his train of thought as trolling?

        Are people not entitled to opposing opinions anymore? They have to bend over and take it from Serrels? Can I join your band of skirts guys? LMAO!!! That comment was soooo funneh Marky Mark! OMG… you are the best web guys evar!!

        • [–]

          Mark Serrels

          Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 3:40 PM

          I’ll take this on the chin. I got a bit too butt hurt. Which is why I apologised.

          • [–]

            ZyklonB

            Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 3:47 PM

            I seem to remember there being something about getting you to “plug” my own product. So now we’re editing peoples posts aswell? I don’t seem to remember it containing any harsh language or anything – definitely no worse than butt hurt

        • [–]

          Mark Serrels

          Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 3:45 PM

          Oh my gawd. You got me man!

          [I clicked with the meinkampychair email address, then got the ZyklonB reference! You're good man. You're very good!]

          • [–]

            ZyklonB

            Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 3:50 PM

            Pure coincidence there I’m afraid

            • [–]

              Mark Serrels

              Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 3:56 PM

              So you didn’t take Trjn’s comment:

              “Where are the Nazi references? The unprovoked and unwarranted name calling?

              “Misrepresentations of arguments and hopeless strawmanning?”

              And then deliberately make a user name based on the chemical used to kill Jews in WWII, with an email ref to Mein Kampf and then deliberately misrepresent my argument and start calling people names?

              I thought I was being really clever and working it out and stuff.

              • [–]

                ZyklonB

                Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 4:13 PM

                I think you’re misrepresenting me here Serrels.

                First off… ZyklonB was only one of the chemicals used to kill the Jews (probably the most famous one though)and my email address is in reference to my favourite comfy chair.

                And how did I misrepresent your argument? You admitted yourself that you got “butt hurt” by Superfred’s comment and reacted too suddenly.

                As for the name calling… I thought “skirts” was a fitting description. You’re allowed to call people “trolls”, even though alot of the time, they are just voicing their difference of opionions. You’re labelling them just like “gamers” Serrels – and this is a no-no

                • [–]

                  Mark Serrels

                  Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 4:33 PM

                  Okay, whatever. I’m out! I already said I took the points on board – what more are you looking for.

                  I don’t know what to believe anymore :’(

                  • [–]

                    GamePlayer

                    Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 5:12 PM

                    Don’t worry Mark, if anything this just proves that old adage.

                    “For every moment of maturity on the internet, God makes a Troll”

                    You snapped semi-quickly but it was defendable, don’t let people who thrive on the suffering of others get you down. They live empty, joyless lives complaining about kids on black ops etc

                    • [–]

                      very true

                      Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 10:52 PM

                      +1

                    • [–]

                      ZyklonB

                      Thursday, July 21, 2011 at 9:50 AM

                      Is this the way we do things on Kotaku now?
                      If someone has a differing opinion and doesn’t “go with the flow”, we instantly label them a troll?
                      Looks to me like I am being delibertaly misrepresented here. Do I have the right to snap now?

  • [–]

    Powalen

    Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    But knowing my luck, the second I recieved this shirt, a Kinect update will be released.

    Not that I have an Xbox or any friends who would understand this reference anyway. :P

    • [–]

      Chuloopa

      Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:24 PM

      bahahaha – true…

  • [–]

    Jordaan

    Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    Haven’t MS already confirmed Kinect voice recognition be out in Australia by this December?

    • [–]

      Mark Serrels

      Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:33 PM

      Yeah – by the end of this year they’re saying. Should be a little bit sooner though. Hopefully.

      • [–]

        Chuloopa

        Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:39 PM

        Awww man.. now i’m going to have to put a little sombrero on the Kinects and cross out Australian and add “mexican”

      • [–]

        DG

        Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:39 PM

        Was this article in reference to mine, and others comments in???:
        http://www.kotaku.com.au/2011/07/while-you-were-sleeping-186/

        • [–]

          Mark Serrels

          Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:43 PM

          Aha – yes! I saw that comment, loved the t-shirt. That’s why I posted it.

    • [–]

      attila

      Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:42 PM

      A Microsoft “confirmation” isn’t what you and I might think of as a confirmation though – its more an goal…

  • [–]

    Dateman

    Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    So Microsoft AU are as incompetent as Sony AU???

  • [–]

    N0NEoftheAB0VE

    Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    Hey there was an Xbox Live update last night (at least on my machine) – anyone know what that was about?

    • [–]

      syvRaen

      Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 2:50 PM

      After my Xbox360 finished updating last night, I tried talking to it…

      Nothing happened.

    • [–]

      Matthew Kermeen

      Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 3:07 PM

      According to Major Nelson it was just a pre-update before the next major update (whenever the heck that will be).

  • [–]

    Tech Knight

    Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 2:11 PM

    Lol the caption I suggested to Chuloopa is now on the front picture of its own article on KotakuAU. WIN! :D

  • [–]

    Blahzy

    Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    The biggest joke of all is that kinnect does recognise Autralian.

    You can try it by creating a US account.

    • [–]

      Anthony

      Friday, July 22, 2011 at 5:33 PM

      Yeah works for me as well. Problem is yanks think we all sounds like we’re from Northern Qld thanks to Steve Irwin and the like

      Wonder how they will go with kiwis. Some of the “Thucka” accents I struggle with

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