You know, after the hundreds of thousands of words that have been written about Duke Nukem Forever, who would have thought that JB Hifi would be the one to sum it all up in one glorious sentence. I honestly don’t know what to add, so I’ll just leave this here.
Thanks ClivePwned!
Richard Smack Version 2
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 3:41 PMbahahhahahahhha its funny cause its true
Sar Selack
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 3:42 PMI love you JB Hifi
Chris Gander
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 3:42 PMThis is classic. Another reason why JB rocks.
jbhifi
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 3:44 PMi love you too smookims.
TSH
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 3:46 PMJB, you’ve done it again!
Staff reviews like this are part of its cheap’n'cheerful charm.
jimu
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 3:50 PMTHIS
IS
GOLD!
Scared
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 3:50 PMThe writing is so messy I can barely read it :(
compl3x
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 3:56 PMI had to read over it a few times before I completely understood it.
brent3000
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 5:08 PMGoes to show the staffing is mostly males… Else it would have been neat lol
Travis
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 8:20 PMOr it could perfectly neat and in cursive. Would you prefer a rough translation into latin. Some school teach and drill children how to write correctly.
Lazarus
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 3:52 PMI’d rather buy a game box labelled “John Newcombe Forever”.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Newcombe
Thom
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 3:56 PMMany JB reviews are great, but this is truly brilliant.
706
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 3:56 PMIt says ‘Look, we all know its meant to be a bit shit, but I still think it’s worth a try, don’t you?’
Very true, a lot better than some of their reviews. I have seen some terrible games get great remarks on those things.
D.C.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 4:28 PMMy local JB doesn’t even bother with reviews. For shame!
ndroste
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 4:33 PMI swear the marketing team at JB have a direct connection to my wallet cortex.
Matthew K
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 4:33 PMAww, now I feel kind of bad for returning my copy, claiming to have not played it since they’re not as free and easy with returns as EB.
DENAz
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 4:51 PMlol thats bloody hilarious!
Vergas
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 4:52 PMLove this.
Most of the JB Hifi shops I go to just have different variations of “this game is epic, buy it please” as their reviews.
Cody
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 5:26 PMI totally am going to give it a try. In a year’s time when it’s like $10 on sale.
Dudesadudedude
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 7:33 PMYou won’t have to wait that long, Dungeon Crawl already has it Duke Nukem Forever for $19.50.
Stevorooni
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 5:43 PMI tried the demo but didn’t really get into it.
I know I’ll eventually have to buy it though, but I’ll wait til it’s in the bargain bin.
ThaJman
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 5:45 PMActually just finished it today…
I enjoyed it for what it was…
Not what it was supposed to be.
Bigtones
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 6:00 PMGive it to me for nothing and you’ve got yourself a deal.
Ben
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 6:08 PMHaha I like it!
Glen Starfish
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 6:16 PMAll I wanted was an elephant stamp
Bigtones
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 9:37 PMA blue or green one?
whatthi
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 6:37 PMlove shopping my games with JB, its way better than EB and GAME, never really shop in those shops anymore unless they have a different offer..one shop that i still check out (not buy games though) is Game Traders, love checking their retro consoles and stuff
Dain Bramage
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 11:47 PMD: I loved Game Traders, bu they are closing down! Two near me just closed :(
Dain Bramage
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 7:13 PMDuke Nukem: Look we all hear it’s meant to be a bit shit. But the real question is, Do you have the balls baby?
Franz
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 8:12 PMJB hifi staff exist that aren’t 100% tattoo’d, have piercings and look like drug dealers?
Steve
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 9:13 PMYou’ll be shocked how many AREN’T hipsters!
Dain Bramage
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 11:46 PMThat’s what they all say Steve
Luke
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 11:42 PMI work at JB in games and this made me PMSL. I however am not a Drug dealer or have tats everywhere.
mchaza
Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 9:34 PMi have seen these, and must say do the Jb hifi people taken down these and write on a table, or do they try and write it while in place, if the former they surely have some crappy writing skills. I have scene this all over the place.
Tho great review.