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Mega64 Reminds You—Painfully—That Catherine Is Not A Dating Sim

The premise to Mega64′s latest knee-slapper is rather obvious: Neckbeard beats Catherine-wait, that doesn’t sound right. Neckbeard finishes Catherine? Whatever. And he figures that his prowess in that game has some real world application.

The comedy comes in the cringe-inducing series of candid-camera encounters with women who are not in on the joke and sure aren’t acting. Will your face hurt from laughter or from grimacing?

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