Gymnasium/ballroom/armory pro wrestling is a beautiful thing. A beautifully cheesy thing. This combatant from Hawaii, “Kenryu Takadoki”, has shed all pretense of trying to become noticed and promoted to a bigger circuit because, hey, they’re way out in Hawaii. So why not go with a repertoire based on Street Fighter moves?
E. Honda’s hundred-hand slap looks like he’s trying to put out someone whose shirt is on fire. Zangief’s spinning lariat looks more like a rogue lawn sprinkler. But wait until Kenryu shoryukens the dude coming off the top rope. Other moves include Daniel-san’s Crane Kick and … Sennen Goroshi? From Naruto? In the butt?
I really have no idea what I just saw. But thanks to Kotaku commenter chfuji for sending it in!
Bigtones
Sunday, August 21, 2011 at 10:25 AMWhat…the hell…was that!!
Janek
Sunday, August 21, 2011 at 11:12 AMThat was the worst thing ever of all time ever. I will never get those 3:45 back.
Pretty Swell Guy
Sunday, August 21, 2011 at 11:55 AMHehe, brilliant.
Milbo
Sunday, August 21, 2011 at 1:08 PM… he’s got more character than John Cena
Cypher
Sunday, August 21, 2011 at 1:48 PMIt’s funny cause it’s lame :-D
yums
Sunday, August 21, 2011 at 2:25 PMHis shoryuken is a sweet anti air
Benhell
Sunday, August 21, 2011 at 2:54 PM1000 years of pain lol
M1557
Sunday, August 21, 2011 at 8:06 PMSo bad…
The funny part is that it isnt any worse than american pro wrasslin’.
Ynefel
Monday, August 22, 2011 at 4:09 PMThree questions:
1. What the fack is this doing on Kotaku?
2. Which circle of hell is reserved for whoever made this video?
3. Who do I see about having this video unseen?
Kaidra
Monday, August 22, 2011 at 9:58 PMI once saw 2 guys making out, but somehow this was gayer.