An Xbox, A PlayStation And Battman Walk Into A Bar…

Actually, it’s not a bar. It’s a Chinese market, where this abomination hails from, bringing together the very worst in Xbox, PlayStation and ill-advised superhero movie sequels.

Called the Battman, there’s something that looks a lot like an Xbox, only it’s in a hideous “Christmas Tree” colour scheme. There are also two controllers that look like they’re from a PS1. Well, models of PS1 controllers a high school had to make for science class.

There’s also a gun. Presumably so you can shoot the thing until it dies.

Wait… what? [Reddit]

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(7 Comments)
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    Thanor

    Saturday, September 24, 2011 at 9:52 AM

    Hey look! It’s a UNIQUE item!

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    weresmurf

    Saturday, September 24, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    C’mon Kotaku, you know ya wanna buy one and roadtest it for us readers :)

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    alex

    Saturday, September 24, 2011 at 10:27 AM

    Looks to me its famiclone console

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    Lobo

    Saturday, September 24, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    What distresses me about these knockoffs is that some kids non-savvy nanna might buy one for the kid, not realizing it’s really only useful as a heavy blunt weapon.

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    Sam

    Saturday, September 24, 2011 at 1:36 PM

    I think it looks better than the 360 (original not slim) >_> Obviously the straight up black version not that abomination in the second pic.

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    Pariah

    Sunday, September 25, 2011 at 1:26 PM

    I smell three massive lawsuits against the mentally-challenged manufacturer.

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    tim

    Monday, September 26, 2011 at 2:30 PM

    please god road test this.

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