No, I Do Not Want To Eat This

Starting this November, Dragon Quest‘s cute blue Slime character is getting its own meat buns. The blue buns will go on sale at convenience stores across the US.

This week Japanese television showed off the Slime meat buns and did a taste test. The slightly sad Slime face combined with the meaty filling make this treat more horrific than necessary.

Don’t eat Slime meat buns! They’re barbaric.

ドラクエのスライム肉まんが、かわいそうで食べられません [読みゲー]