The Pizza Of Fortune Will Be The Key To Burnout Crash’s Success

When I first saw the top-down arcade game Criterion Games is trying to pass off as a Burnout title, like many fans I was somewhat upset, but how can I stay angry at a game that features the Pizza of Fortune?

Between some promising previews and these latest screens, I think I’m finally ready to give Burnout Crash the benefit of the doubt. It’s not the high-velocity 3D mayhem I was hoping for, but any game that lets you spin a pizza to determine your fate can’t be all that bad.

And look! They gave it box art like it was a full retail release and not a downloadable game. How cute!