An Advanced Class In How To Be A Giant Idiot In Halo: Reach

I’m not above a good multiplayer betrayal every now and then. I use my color-blindness as an excuse the way a good forum troll uses Asperger’s or agoraphobia. But this guy, UnstoppableLuck, takes it to the next level.

If you see that Gamertag in your party, I’d advise leaving. Otherwise the one guy with no kills on your team is going to be killing you. And he’ll bring help, as you see from about two minutes on. This was allegedly compiled over an hour session last Saturday.

“If you want to help me betray on xbl add me my Gamer tag is UnstoppableLuck. help me get the best reactions thats what i want. Must have mic and play halo reach i will remove you if you don’t play halo reach when i’m not online. So pretty much i only want people that only play halo reach.”

Naturally, we never see him kicked. But after a reprisal killing-by-Warthog at 0:37 he takes revenge by kicking that guy out. Such an injustice.

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(12 Comments)
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    Mic

    Saturday, October 1, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    Isn’t showing his antics just promoting acting like a jackass because if you make a big enough clip it’ll be shown on Kotaku?

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    Wolf

    Saturday, October 1, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    Seems like a pretty standard Halo player to me.

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    Lol

    Saturday, October 1, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    You can Tunak Tunak Tuan in the background.

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    Neon Jackal

    Saturday, October 1, 2011 at 7:59 PM

    Good jorb, promoting a dick like that. I used to enjoy playing Reach online until I’d get games filled with pricks like that.

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    Lobo

    Saturday, October 1, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    I can’t agree with promoting this moron either.

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    Magus44

    Saturday, October 1, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    The hell… No offence, but this wasn’t even hilarity.
    I can appreciate a hilarious team grief, but this is just a guy shooting his team mates. Whoop de do…
    Hilarious for example is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUPzN7tp7bQ

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    AussieSniper

    Saturday, October 1, 2011 at 10:13 PM

    This is a new low for Kotaku.

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    Asuron

    Sunday, October 2, 2011 at 1:54 AM

    Is it me or is Kotaku getting progressively worse.

    Like seriously why would you promote someone like this, he’s not even funny. Plenty of other better griefers. Magus44 got a good one in particular.

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    Wade

    Sunday, October 2, 2011 at 8:08 AM

    I used to play halo online until I play ctf on halo 3 and got betrayed when about to score for the team by some jerk who instead of helping us win was camping at our flag ready to melée anyone from our team about to score.

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    salmonpie

    Sunday, October 2, 2011 at 8:25 AM

    Pull the article guys, only giving more idiots ideas.

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    Ben

    Monday, October 3, 2011 at 4:39 AM

    I’m failing to find the humour in the video in the article or the one Magus posted.

    This kinda crap is what makes online gaming sucky at times.

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    DENAz

    Monday, October 3, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    Agreed, its not even funny.

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