Due out in mid-December, it’s an officially-licensed product available at ThinkGeek, and will go on sale for only US$30. While the plush’s product listing doesn’t specify which phrases the little darlings will utter, they do say the turrets will know all “the phrases all proper sentry turrets should know”.
While Portal devotees are the initial targets, I can see a lucrative secondary market opening up for people who make internet videos about cats.
Plush Portal Turret [ThinkGeek, via Tomopop]
Velnica
Tuesday, October 18, 2011 at 11:27 PMOh oh oh my… The amount of love gushing out of my chest right now is definitely a byproduct of encountering turret ♥
McGarnical
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 at 12:12 AMI’m just going to post my credit card details here just in case.
freyr
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 at 6:46 AMOh my god.
I can’t think of anything I want more in my life right now
Ash
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 at 10:39 AMThe actions below will randomly result in the given quotes…
Your plush turret detects motion nearby:
“Target acquired”
“There you are”
“I see you”
“Preparing to dispense product”
“Activated”
Your plush turret is moved or knocked over:
“Critical error”
“Shutting down”
“I don’t hate you”
“Hey, hey, hey”
“Malfunctioning”
Your plush turret is ignored (times out after 30 seconds of inactivity):
“Good bye”
“Are you still there”
“Target lost”
… Umm that’s pretty comprehensive of what is says.
Reoh
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 at 11:24 AMI thought this link sounded really cute, until I got a closer view of the look on his face and where he was touching the plushy doll…