While getting a genuine laugh out of the Zelda cartoon series is tough, it’s not impossible. Provided you cut a few words out which turn innocent encounters into tawdry tales.
While this clip’s joke wears thin pretty quick, while it’s still wearing it’s good for a chuckle or two. Especially when she’s only three inches high.
Random Time! – Turning the Legend of Zelda cartoon dirty [Go Nintendo]
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scruffy
Thursday, October 20, 2011 at 8:48 PMI gotta admit, i lol’ed… i’m so immature.
Digtrio
Thursday, October 20, 2011 at 9:41 PMI liked the part where he runs into the room and lunges at her. :P
thyco1
Thursday, October 20, 2011 at 9:51 PMyou can make anything sound rude and offensive if you randomly bleep out words in any presenation.
hell beside this, just head to youtube and you find recordings of the count from sesame street singing about how much he loves to
Quirkhall
Thursday, October 20, 2011 at 10:23 PMI lost it when Zelda said “You useless f***”
Citizen
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 1:33 AMI cant believe there was no “welll BEEEEEEEP me princess.”
Reoh
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 10:54 AMMan, so sad. She’s just using him. Drop the BLEEP Link!
Reign
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 11:38 AM“There’s only one way to tell you two apart… A ****ing contest!”