OK, not really.
It appears that PC Gamer has poked some fun at The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion‘s horse armour DLC, which I’m sure is remembered fondly. It was available for $US2.50 as DLC for Oblivion, much to everyone’s surprise and chagrin.
But seriously, Crab Armor. Viable, or not? I say they go for it! If I want to spend a mere $US5.99 armouring up an enemy crab, then dammit, I’ll protect that crab to my last. Even if it still attacks me.
Besides, when we learned last March that horse armour was still selling despite being released in April 2006, I wouldn’t blame them for selling something similar! In this case though, this picture is merely in jest.
STEVE
Friday, October 7, 2011 at 7:30 AMgiant enemy crab
massive damage
Ron
Friday, October 7, 2011 at 9:34 AMIt’s riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge racer.
KRiSX
Friday, October 7, 2011 at 10:41 AM+ like for both of these posts… lol
Jake
Friday, October 7, 2011 at 7:34 AMHow do you hit it’s weak spot for massive damage when these giant enemy crabs have ARMOR?!?
Powalen
Friday, October 7, 2011 at 7:43 AMHaha, I love the boots they put on it with the space for toes. Classic. xD
PuppyLicks
Friday, October 7, 2011 at 8:18 AMYES
AkyraStrike
Friday, October 7, 2011 at 8:21 AMDay 1 purchase for me! Haha
McGarnical
Friday, October 7, 2011 at 8:55 AMNot only is horse armor still selling, but they’ve gone to the effort of putting it on sale this week.
Sam Timmins
Friday, October 7, 2011 at 9:18 AMCraaaaab peo-ple! Craaaaab peo-ple!
Ponton
Friday, October 7, 2011 at 9:41 AMwhen I read the headline and saw that there were comments, this is what I figured they would be.
I was not disappointed.
Craaaaab peo-ple! Craaaaab peo-ple!
Campdog
Friday, October 7, 2011 at 9:28 AMThis guy definitely needs this armor!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAOq99LdsoY
Hesh
Friday, October 7, 2011 at 4:29 PMhaha that was epic i almost chocked laughing!
FRIENDLYUNIT
Friday, October 7, 2011 at 9:32 AMNo, no, no! I actually WANT THIS!
hummingbird
Friday, October 7, 2011 at 10:46 AMGiant crab mount ftw
thxultra
Friday, October 7, 2011 at 12:03 PMIm dissapointed – I thought you meant Armour made from Crab!
DanMazkin
Friday, October 7, 2011 at 12:49 PMTo be fair, you can’t blame the developer for putting overpriced Horse (or crab) armour online. The only ones you can really blame are the morons who continue buy it.
That being said, does this mean you can have a Crab-Mount in Skyrim? I’d pay for that.
AerintheADEQUATE
Saturday, October 8, 2011 at 1:25 AMI’ll take 12.