
“Do a Haiku competition,” said Tracey.
“You’ve never had to judge a Haiku competition have you?” I said. “It’s hard!”
Bloody hell — counting all those syllables, reading hundreds of entries, and then selecting the best out of dozens of amazing entries. Complete nightmare. But thankfully we’ve come together and picked our favourites, argued, called each other a ‘big stupid face’ and come to a final conclusion — these are our five favourite Haikus of the bunch.
GentlemanJ
This game looks awesome.
But haiku’s are really hard.
Refrigerator.Hermes and Thoth
69 comments
This is the seventieth
Don’t bother countingSleeping Wolf
White line of pure snow,
Your gentle caress moves me,
Why do I poop dots?Batguy
Our paired overlords
Should let me win by default.
But Nnooo. Stupid jerks.Chuloopa
Like a drug addict
I spend all day on white lines
but can’t overdose
As always, there were an absolute power of awesome entries in the comp, including this awesome little thread which totally transforms into a Haiku conversation.
Congratulations to all the winners. We’ll be in touch!

















Batguy
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:08 PMThanks guys, that’s so cool!
Look forward to playing it!
After Batman though.
Chuloopa
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:12 PMwith your bat-handle
i think it’s a real given
maybe combine them?
Batguy
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:14 PMI should thank Strange too.
Her reply to my entry
Surely helped my cause!
Batguy
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:16 PMIt should be a rule:
All site comments in haiku
Else face insta-ban
Chuloopa
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:19 PMi like your ruling
we should also spank their butts
with Harli’s oak oar
Chuloopa
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:20 PMone thing is for sure
compared to other comments
it was full of win
Chuloopa
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:11 PMHonestly, for me
i just really love haiku
game is a bonus
:D
Thank you kotaku
this should be lots of fun, eh?
i’m canadian?
Chuloopa
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:33 PMwhy no more comments?
please join in our haiku fun
or else i sad face
Robert (B-ob)
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 5:02 PMMore comments follow;
Your sadface, where has it gone?
No cry, emo kid.
Chuloopa
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 5:24 PMlike the warm sunshine
you have bought cheer to my life
no more good charlotte
Batguy
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:34 PMBatguy and the Loops
A haiku writing duo
Also fighting crime
Chuloopa
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:40 PMlike lone wolves – but two
so not really like lone wolves
more like furry pair
Overture
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:38 PMI call foul on rules
Two dont even mention game…
Eh, I’m just bitter
Batguy
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:45 PMI mention the devs
But not the game, I agree.
Still worked nicely though.
Chuloopa
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:50 PMrules around these parts
tend to be more a guideline
just go nuts and pray
Overture
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:57 PMNot the praying kind
Though, George Carlin thinks I should
Pray to Joe Pesci
Chuloopa
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 5:00 PMneither am i but
i found god in bruce campbell
and that’s just groovy
lambomann007
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:50 PMWhat on earth is this?
Writing in haiku, for real?
Driving me crazy…
Chuloopa
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:59 PMgo to the chemist
here’s your prescription from me
it’s for some chill pills
HolyAura
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 5:20 PMi have gone crazy
too much haiku love in here
argh! i have joined in!
Chuloopa
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 5:23 PMlike an awkward look
you have become one of us
no more need for towels
Joshy206
Friday, October 21, 2011 at 11:10 PMCongratulations!
The winners to deserved to win;
I cracked up at them.
DougA
Saturday, October 22, 2011 at 12:09 AMRefrigerator..
Really? Are you trolling us?
That haiku is OLD.
Jiff
Saturday, October 22, 2011 at 12:21 AMI missed this compo.
I wish I had entered.
Now I have remorse.
Ruari Moran
Monday, October 24, 2011 at 10:22 AMCant believe one of the winners was using a stolen haiku.
That refrigerator joke has been around for over three years.