EscapeVektor Haiku Competition: Winners Inside!

Kotaku AU


“Do a Haiku competition,” said Tracey.

“You’ve never had to judge a Haiku competition have you?” I said. “It’s hard!”

Bloody hell — counting all those syllables, reading hundreds of entries, and then selecting the best out of dozens of amazing entries. Complete nightmare. But thankfully we’ve come together and picked our favourites, argued, called each other a ‘big stupid face’ and come to a final conclusion — these are our five favourite Haikus of the bunch.

GentlemanJ
This game looks awesome.
But haiku’s are really hard.
Refrigerator.

Hermes and Thoth
69 comments
This is the seventieth
Don’t bother counting

Sleeping Wolf
White line of pure snow,
Your gentle caress moves me,
Why do I poop dots?

Batguy
Our paired overlords
Should let me win by default.
But Nnooo. Stupid jerks.

Chuloopa
Like a drug addict
I spend all day on white lines
but can’t overdose

As always, there were an absolute power of awesome entries in the comp, including this awesome little thread which totally transforms into a Haiku conversation.

Congratulations to all the winners. We’ll be in touch!

Discuss

(25 Comments)
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    Batguy

    Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    Thanks guys, that’s so cool!
    Look forward to playing it!
    After Batman though.

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      Chuloopa

      Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:12 PM

      with your bat-handle
      i think it’s a real given
      maybe combine them?

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      Batguy

      Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:14 PM

      I should thank Strange too.
      Her reply to my entry
      Surely helped my cause!

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        Batguy

        Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:16 PM

        It should be a rule:
        All site comments in haiku
        Else face insta-ban

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          Chuloopa

          Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:19 PM

          i like your ruling
          we should also spank their butts
          with Harli’s oak oar

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        Chuloopa

        Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:20 PM

        one thing is for sure
        compared to other comments
        it was full of win

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    Chuloopa

    Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    Honestly, for me
    i just really love haiku
    game is a bonus

    :D

    Thank you kotaku
    this should be lots of fun, eh?
    i’m canadian?

  • [–]

    Chuloopa

    Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    why no more comments?
    please join in our haiku fun
    or else i sad face

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      Robert (B-ob)

      Friday, October 21, 2011 at 5:02 PM

      More comments follow;
      Your sadface, where has it gone?
      No cry, emo kid.

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        Chuloopa

        Friday, October 21, 2011 at 5:24 PM

        like the warm sunshine
        you have bought cheer to my life
        no more good charlotte

  • [–]

    Batguy

    Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    Batguy and the Loops
    A haiku writing duo
    Also fighting crime

    • [–]

      Chuloopa

      Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:40 PM

      like lone wolves – but two
      so not really like lone wolves
      more like furry pair

  • [–]

    Overture

    Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    I call foul on rules
    Two dont even mention game…
    Eh, I’m just bitter

    • [–]

      Batguy

      Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:45 PM

      I mention the devs
      But not the game, I agree.
      Still worked nicely though.

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      Chuloopa

      Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:50 PM

      rules around these parts
      tend to be more a guideline
      just go nuts and pray

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        Overture

        Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:57 PM

        Not the praying kind
        Though, George Carlin thinks I should
        Pray to Joe Pesci

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          Chuloopa

          Friday, October 21, 2011 at 5:00 PM

          neither am i but
          i found god in bruce campbell
          and that’s just groovy

  • [–]

    lambomann007

    Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    What on earth is this?
    Writing in haiku, for real?
    Driving me crazy…

    • [–]

      Chuloopa

      Friday, October 21, 2011 at 4:59 PM

      go to the chemist
      here’s your prescription from me
      it’s for some chill pills

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    HolyAura

    Friday, October 21, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    i have gone crazy
    too much haiku love in here
    argh! i have joined in!

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      Chuloopa

      Friday, October 21, 2011 at 5:23 PM

      like an awkward look
      you have become one of us
      no more need for towels

  • [–]

    Joshy206

    Friday, October 21, 2011 at 11:10 PM

    Congratulations!
    The winners to deserved to win;
    I cracked up at them.

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    DougA

    Saturday, October 22, 2011 at 12:09 AM

    Refrigerator..
    Really? Are you trolling us?
    That haiku is OLD.

  • [–]

    Jiff

    Saturday, October 22, 2011 at 12:21 AM

    I missed this compo.
    I wish I had entered.
    Now I have remorse.

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    Ruari Moran

    Monday, October 24, 2011 at 10:22 AM

    Cant believe one of the winners was using a stolen haiku.

    That refrigerator joke has been around for over three years.

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