As this proud father sits his son down for a quick round of Angry Birds, a word of advice: turn your speakers down.
No wonder this game has sold 117 billion copies. A teething ring made of chocolate-covered cocaine wouldn’t have elicited a response like that.
[thanks Mike!]
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Switch296
Monday, October 24, 2011 at 7:32 PMAnd just when I finally thought the shit Kotaku US posts couldn’t get any worse
*Facepalm*
Trex
Monday, October 24, 2011 at 7:41 PMwish I wasn’t wearing headphones when he screamed.
Repneiras
Monday, October 24, 2011 at 7:44 PMAmnesia would’ve made him lose more (read: any) shit.
scree
Monday, October 24, 2011 at 7:49 PMDidn’t I read this several days ago?
John
Monday, October 24, 2011 at 11:19 PMYep! Thought so too.
http://www.kotaku.com.au/2011/10/this-adorable-video-shows-the-birth-of-a-gamer/
Seriously, US, get your act together. I mean, I didn’t mind your short articles, but no knowing other region’s articles, getting info. wrong twice in one day, especially on FIREFLY? Seriously.
Quirkhall
Monday, October 24, 2011 at 8:23 PM………………..Why?
No seriously, why is this news?
Plazma
Monday, October 24, 2011 at 8:46 PMUhhh, there’s a bunch of random videos like this around youtube.
Why is this news?
If its a slow news day, stiff bickies, It’s slow nothing much happens, don’t make this garbage up to be news, maybe write something more interesting like a review for unique or not very well known games.
This is plain old lazyness, and It’s getting very annoying and clogging up the site.
Exaemo
Monday, October 24, 2011 at 9:44 PMSo…I just went over to the US site…and this article isn’t there…
Milton
Monday, October 24, 2011 at 10:36 PMIf you don’t like it, don’t read it. It’s fairly obvious what this video entails.
Chazz
Monday, October 24, 2011 at 11:45 PMHi KotakuUS employee.
Welcome to KotakuAU, take a look around and then quietly take a short drop with a sudden stop.
Chazz
Monday, October 24, 2011 at 11:47 PMOn a serious note, where do you expect people to voice their dislike for this crap? In other unrelated articles?
Vergas
Tuesday, October 25, 2011 at 12:01 AMGuys, considering its their website they can post whatever they want.
If you don’t want to read it, skip the article. Simple.
yrrnn
Tuesday, October 25, 2011 at 1:09 AMHowever they rely on people like us visiting the site to make money. If we don’t like stuff, they need to know.
Personally I don’t mind these kinds of articles too much, what really gets to me is anything Ashcraft posts. There should be a filter option to block out his japanophile dribble.
Chrissomerry
Tuesday, October 25, 2011 at 2:52 AMI like his japanophile dribble though!