Portal’s Aperture Science got its start in 1953 producing shower curtains for the US Army. So it’s poignant that in 2011 the company goes back to its roots, and produces shower curtains for…your bathroom.
These curtains don’t talk, don’t sing and don’t flash lights. They’re just curtains. Good, honest curtains. The kind of curtains Cave Johnson would sell to the Army. Only without all the mercury*.
They cost $US20, and you can grab one from the link below.
*WARNING: They may contain less than 1% mercury.
Portal 2 Aperture Laboratories Shower Curtain [ThinkGeek]
Joshy206
Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 9:41 PMIf it had the silhouette of the turret like in that picture, I’d say it’s an insta-buy.
Lem
Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 9:42 PMBah, thats what I thought it had too.
Chazz
Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 9:45 PM*Wishes he had a shower that used shower curtains
Sam Timmins
Thursday, December 1, 2011 at 2:03 AM***1943*** Gentlemen. This title is flawed. The shower? PRICELESS.
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Aperture_Fixtures
http://www.vis-atk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/aperture_fixtures_closeup.jpg
Sam Timmins
Thursday, December 1, 2011 at 2:07 AMIf you meant the contract to make these for the army, that was 1956.
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/1956#1956
Sam Timmins
Thursday, December 1, 2011 at 2:18 AMIf it said Aperture Innovators or Aperture Fixtures on them, instant sale. Their lack of research (oddly ironic) loses them.
Kyonove
Thursday, December 1, 2011 at 6:05 AMThis would be kind of tempting if i had a shower that made use of shower curtains.
EmbraceThePing
Thursday, December 1, 2011 at 12:56 PMPfffffTT! I’ll just buy my own plastic shower curtain and write words on it. Now if (as previously mentioned) they had the sense to make that super fucking awesome shower curtain with the sillohette of the turrent on it INSTANT SALE!!
Give thinkgeek some lemonde.
…. and a handgrenade!
thxultra
Friday, December 2, 2011 at 2:11 AMIn case of implosion, stand in front of glass.