No, it will be decided by… look, just watch this until around 1:10, OK?
This is an actual commercial for Ghost Recon: Future Soldier, due out in 2012 on, well, pretty much everything.
In case you can’t tell by the tone, or beneath the helmets, or by the 1:10 mark, it’s been put together by the Mega 64 crew.
Joe
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 at 8:19 AMOnly in the USA would you expect such a stupid ad.
Commander Shepard
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 at 10:03 AMsomeone should actually shoot these people
Rotoe
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 at 11:12 AMMan, if more ads were like this I would be broke! Well… Kinda… Does make me want to buy it though :P
Fenixius
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 at 11:41 AMSo wow, there’s this lameass promotion on Kotaku US featuring Ghost Recon, and there’s the amazing, terrifying concept video for Ghost Recon Patriots on RPS. You can see the differences in target audience :\
Chris Prior
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 at 12:45 PMIt started out looking like it would actually be relatively decent parody/satire of the lazy character design of “let’s give him a bandanna, then he’ll be tough” that’s all over the place these days. It was kind of undermined by there being an actual bandanna.