This Awesome Skewering Of Game Reviews Deserves A 10 Out Of 10

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Mega 64 regularly does some great work but this video is absolutely a game of the year candidate. Skewering the review system and the crap dissenting voices often receive, I give this parody movie trailer a solid 10 out of 10.

Modern Game Journalism: The Movie [Mega64]

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(18 Comments)
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    Chuloopa

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    a 10 out of 10!?!?!
    WTF?!?!
    THE PRODUCTION VALUES ARE CLEARLY SHIT!!!
    THE ACTING IS WOEFUL!!
    THE PROTAGONIST IS UNINTERESTING AND FAILS TO DRAW YOU IN!!
    THE STORY IS LACKING ALMOST ENTIRELY!!
    THAT SCENE WITH THE EWOK MADE NO SENSE!!!
    MARK GOT PAID OFF!!!

    IT SHOULD BE AT THE VERY BEST A 9/10!!!

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      Mark Serrels

      Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:48 AM

      Applauds.

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      Powalen

      Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:50 AM

      Bit harsh to deduct an entire point. I’d give it a 9.2

      ps. This trailer was funny, even though my computer always seems to have trouble with video that isn’t from Youtube. :P

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        Trjn

        Monday, November 14, 2011 at 10:05 AM

        I don’t know what yo-*BUFERING*-u mean. I di-*BUFFERING*dn’t have any is-*BUFFERING*-sues wa-*BUFFERING-tching thi-*BUFFERING*-s.

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      PuppyLicks

      Monday, November 14, 2011 at 10:30 AM

      THAT DOES IT I’M BOYCOTTING KOTAKU-AU FOREVER!!!!

      See you all online tomorrow.

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    Aidan

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 9:54 AM

    “Do you know what you did to the Metascore??!?!”

    GLORIOUS.

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    Akra

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 10:05 AM

    Clearly Mark was paid to give this a 10 out of 10, I mean. EVERYONE I KNOW hates this.

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    mchaza

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 10:54 AM

    saw this yesterday, Love it.

    Very funny, video on the whole Eurogammer fiasco.

    review scores can go f themselves. they mean nothing and only cause pain.

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    Martin

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 11:03 AM

    The iPhone says ‘black square’.

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      Mr Waffle

      Monday, November 14, 2011 at 5:57 PM

      I know right. I was browsing kotaku on my iPad and this article made me a sad panda :(

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    Joshy206

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 11:12 AM

    What about the METASCORE!?!

    Thank you so much for posting this, Mark. My day is made from this alone – and I just did a relatively easy VCE exam. :P

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      Robin

      Monday, November 14, 2011 at 1:52 PM

      Chemistry? I’d LOVE an 8.5/10 score for that exam :)

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        Joshy206

        Monday, November 14, 2011 at 7:03 PM

        With you there! :P

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    Shane

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    This is absolutely brilliant. I loved it!

    “You ruined the Metascore… you broke my heart.”

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    Digtrio

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 1:13 PM

    Was absolutely terrible. Do not watch this. 7/10.

    Otherwise, this was both hilarious and true at the same time. :D

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    Awnshegh

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    ARGH – My review copy is late (can’t watch this at work) must be a conspiracy to stop real journalists from seeing the finished product in time for deadlines.

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    wepoo

    Monday, November 14, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    Woah trailer totally ruined the end of the movie..!

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      Joshy206

      Monday, November 14, 2011 at 7:03 PM

      Just like modern games journalism!

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