When Custom Characters Become The Stuff Of Nightmares

I don’t know about you, but when I sit down to create a custom character, I take my time. Make sure he or she is looking as good, or at least as appropriate, as possible.

Actually, I do know about you. You’re the opposite. You like to bend a character creation suite to your sick whims, create monsters that should be left out in the woods for wolves, not given a gun and told to save the world/galaxy/kingdom.

This thread over on NeoGAF is highlighting some of the abominations gamers have crafted for themselves, then had to sit in front of for hundreds of hours wondering how they even breathe, let alone aim a bow and arrow properly.

If anyone feels like adding their own, I’ll update the gallery accordingly.

When character creation goes wrong! [NeoGAF]

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(15 Comments)
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    Pariah

    Monday, November 21, 2011 at 9:33 PM

    Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the mid—OH GOD.

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      SoPP

      Monday, November 21, 2011 at 11:34 PM

      LOL! and Kotaku blamed you!

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    N0NEoftheAB0VE

    Monday, November 21, 2011 at 9:42 PM

    Cant. Breathe.

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    Daniel

    Monday, November 21, 2011 at 9:48 PM

    What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

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      Life

      Tuesday, November 22, 2011 at 12:53 PM

      ^^ this.

      must stop…..hahahaa

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    Chazz

    Monday, November 21, 2011 at 9:54 PM

    Oh my god. Make the laughing stop, it hurts!

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    Shane

    Monday, November 21, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    My Shepard looks like the one taking cover. I tried to make him look like me, but forgot to check it side-on before I accepted the design :P

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      Blergh

      Monday, November 21, 2011 at 11:00 PM

      I did the same thing. I spent a good 20 min getting the face as close to mine as possible. When i clicked accept I didnt realize that I forgot to give him a chin.

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    D.C.

    Monday, November 21, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    They need fire.

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    Steve

    Monday, November 21, 2011 at 10:04 PM

    Dragon Age 1 allowed for some pretty goddamn hilarious combinations if you chose the Dwarf Male template. Truly, some horrid creatures came from that.

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    Mic

    Monday, November 21, 2011 at 11:42 PM

    Most just generated a smirk, but that last one of Shepard, oh dear god. That said, I imagine that’s what a person who’s ship gets show down, burns up in atmosphere and has to be brought back to life bit by bit would look like.

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      N0NEoftheAB0VE

      Tuesday, November 22, 2011 at 12:47 AM

      LOFL!

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    nick

    Monday, November 21, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    here’s a goldmine of creepy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mCb8nZxg2M

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    Trick Question

    Tuesday, November 22, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    So which one would you pump to keep the human race going if they were the last people on Earth?

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    Thought Crime

    Tuesday, November 22, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    Secularism

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