
Last week was Competition week on Kotaku. This week is um — announce the winners of last week’s competitions… week. I guess. Today we’re announcing the winners of the Rayman canvas competition.
The comp was for everything you can see in the above pic. An awesome Assassin’s Creed art book, a copy of Marvel vs Capcom 3 and the Rayman canvas. A hodge podge of prizes to be sure, but awesome nonetheless.
Entering the competition was simple — we asked you to tell us in 25 words or less where you would hang the canvas.
The best entry and therefore winner of all the stuff is…
Neon Jackal
I think the real question is, where wouldn’t I hang it? I definitely wouldn’t hang it on my dog, I don’t have a dog.
It’s hard to explain why, but that just made me laugh.
Here are the customary honorable mentions.
Bearjam
Back of toilet door. For looking at when I poop.
Duh.Ben
Obviously I would use it to cover the hole in the wall caused from raging at Dark SoulsJeremy
I’ve got no space to hang it. I’d see if I could auction it at Mana Bar and donate proceeds to the starlight foundation.Fernurion
Hang it? No way! I’d put it atop a shopping trolley full of random objects, add some stuffed Rabbids and place the whole thing front and centre in my living room.
What? I love Rabbids.sarujin
I would “hang” it in a public square, finally showing it is possible to hang Rayman, even if he has no neck.Sughly
Behind 3 inches of glass, a frame 2 metres thick, and a security cord 10 metres away from it ala Mona Lisa. No cameras allowedRhett
I’d hang it in Shigeru Miyamoto’s office, take a pic of it, and send it to Michel Ancel.
Congrats to the winner, and thanks to all who entered!


















redartifice
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 3:08 PMDamn, I thought I’d get extra credit for using the word ‘burglar’
what the
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 3:24 PMdammit still gotta look at my ugly wifes face thanks kotaku
peter b
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 4:44 PMhahah you just made my day much like mark i cant explain why but that just really made me lauhh
Jeremy
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 3:35 PMHmm, ah well, I’d still recomend a donation to Starlight. They do good work.
Nic
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 3:39 PMNeon’s answer made me crack up so hard… very deserving :P
sarujin
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 4:08 PMhuzzah, closest I’ve ever got to winning a competiton here.
Congrats Neon.
UberRoxor
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 4:15 PMGod damn it, Neon ‘Aaron’ Jackal. Stop winning things.
Neon Jackal
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 4:35 PMI did not think for a second that I would win with that, I mean, I thought it was funny but not that funny :D
Thanks guys :D
Neon Jackal
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 4:43 PMDo I just e-mail my details again?
Rhett
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 4:52 PMDamn, so close! Oh well, congrats to the winner.
Joshy206
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 6:34 PMShunned again, but again worthy winners won! :P
Jacka
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 10:09 PMNever mind. I still have my Michel Ancel hugging pillow to console me.