BACONBORN! Fus ro BACON! I don’t know where the inspiration for this came from, and I don’t know why anyone thought this would be a good idea, but you know the iconic Iron Helmet from Skyrim? Harley Morenstein, the brains behind Epic Meal Time, made one in real life. Out of bacon.
The incredible thing about the whole process is that, not only did he make this thing from bacon — which is a massive achievement in itself — he also cooked it. Then he wore it. Make no mistake ladies and gentlemen — this is a functioning Bacon helmet. It’s all too real.
I am the BACONBORN!
Also — want to see how one player got to level 35 on Skyrim without killing a single thing? Head here!
Thanks ShiggyNinty!
The Cracks
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 12:48 PMLol – of course it would be Shiggy that brought this to Mark’s attention.
Chuloopa
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 12:51 PMlol – who else?
Sughly
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 12:52 PMHahahaha! Nice one Shigs
Pariah
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 12:53 PMhttp://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/005/025/whywouldyoudothat.jpg?1297133408
ShiggyNinty
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 12:56 PMOh…youre one of THOSE people.
Pariah
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:07 PMHm? God no I’m not one of THOSE people. I just thought the image suited better than “But.. why would you do that??!!”
Don’t worry, I’ll stick to text from now on. I’d hate to give the wrong impression.
ShiggyNinty
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:15 PMYou leave today with your life, be careful next time as I may not hesistate in my actions.
Pariah
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:16 PMThank you, you’re very kind. I won’t make that mistake again.
Matthew K
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 12:56 PMHahahahahaha what the HELL.
TheLastQuestion
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 12:56 PMThat is amazing.
Martin
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 12:57 PMwhy?
Mark Serrels
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 12:58 PMI can’t stop laughing at this.
Kai
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 12:59 PMI hate this dude.
ShiggyNinty
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:02 PMAnd welcome everyone to what I do on a daily basis.
ba!
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:02 PMP.E.T.A is going to loose their shit
ba!
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:03 PMbut they’re shit and wont make the point that this is pretty messed up.
Pariah
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:10 PMThis is still better than a bin full of dead puppies.
[Razor]
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:35 PMAlthough not half as tasty.
Pariah
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 3:32 PMTouche.
ba!
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:48 PMWearing meat just freaks me the hell out. I can’t help it.
Harli
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:03 PMShiggyNinty for pres! \o/
redartifice
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:11 PMI don’t think I’d want hot bacon on my head. Fat burns are nasty.
masha2932
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:12 PMSo did a dragon sleep with a rash of bacon?
[Razor]
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:16 PMThis is the most terrible and delicious idea I’ve seen in a while.
Columbo B. Shambleton.
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:19 PMHarley Morenstein? I remember this. Sure I do. The $50,000, the Polo Lounge, on the boulevard. Morenstein was in the white Chevy convertible. This is really something.
I’m sure it doesn’t add up to anything in particulars. Just a line of inquiry. Much obliged. One more thing – what about the meat? What does that mean?? How does that translate? Maybe I’m not looking at this the right way around, and maybe I don’t care to.
Jordaan Mylonas
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:50 PMI’m reading all of your posts in Peter Falk’s voice. You haven’t quite got the wording correct, but A+ for effort.
Jiff
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 6:02 PMhahaha oh please keep this going – love it
Cannon
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:21 PMI dont know if i would even put that on my head/face
masha2932
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:25 PMMe neither. Imagine all the stray cats and dogs that will try and lick his face.
Glenn
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 1:39 PMWhy am I not surprised that as soon as I saw the title and picture without reading the article that I knew this was Epic Meal Time.
Funkmonkey
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 3:36 PMSo this is what too many hours of playing Skyrim does to you…. im kinda glad i dont have a copy yet!
scree
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 3:48 PMWhy am I reminded of leather face? WHY?!
Jt
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 4:00 PMman… this is really F’d up and enough to give me nightmares…..
Awakening
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 4:02 PMThis is so freaking gross. Not epic. gross. I threw up a little.
Pariah
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 6:34 PMEXACTLY.
Nestama
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 4:30 PMWell that explains why there wasn’t any bacon at the market. YOU RUINED MY BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER D:<
Virus__
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 6:15 PMWhy does this sound like something Epic Meal Time would do?
Chazz
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 7:16 PM“Harley Morenstein, the brains behind Epic Meal Time, made one in real life. Out of bacon.”
I wonder…
Justice
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 6:26 PMThis is usually how i cook my bacon
Chazz
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 7:18 PMBACON WEAVE!
whatever3003
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 7:35 PMSilence of the Lambs …
Anonymous
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 9:11 PMMore likely Silence of the Pigs
Chazz
Monday, December 12, 2011 at 9:59 PMIt flips the bacon on the tray or else it gets the MusclesGlasses again.