Suddenly Diablo's Town Portal Scrolls Don't Seem Like Such A Good Idea

This was bound to happen eventually. Now, Dorkly isn't saying that Town Portal scrolls aren't an incredibly convenient way to get out of hell and sell off your extra stuff. It's just that eventually the forces of evil are going to get curious about that glowing blue circle floating down the hall and send someone to check it out.

Honestly I'm not sure why they hadn't thought of this sooner, seeing as they always seem to have the damn things on hand.

And thus fell Tristam. Might as well stuff a crystal in your head.


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    I dont even know what to make of this one Fahey.

    Who is Dorkly and what the hell are you on about?

      You've never heard of Dorkly? Proceed to their website immediately. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Here's a link to get you started http://www.dorkly.com/video/19873/wish-i-had-a-portal-gun-aperture-science-rap

      Maybe you don't see the video?

      Anyway, this is hilarious! :P

        Video? Where is this video you speak of?

          You guys are obviously using the mobile version. Log in from a PC and you'll see the Dorkly Bits video.

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