This was bound to happen eventually. Now, Dorkly isn’t saying that Town Portal scrolls aren’t an incredibly convenient way to get out of hell and sell off your extra stuff. It’s just that eventually the forces of evil are going to get curious about that glowing blue circle floating down the hall and send someone to check it out. 
Honestly I’m not sure why they hadn’t thought of this sooner, seeing as they always seem to have the damn things on hand.
And thus fell Tristam. Might as well stuff a crystal in your head.
Faheyisbadwriter
Wednesday, December 7, 2011 at 9:30 AMI dont even know what to make of this one Fahey.
Who is Dorkly and what the hell are you on about?
Judas
Wednesday, December 7, 2011 at 10:09 AMYou’ve never heard of Dorkly? Proceed to their website immediately. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Here’s a link to get you started http://www.dorkly.com/video/19873/wish-i-had-a-portal-gun-aperture-science-rap
Joshy206
Wednesday, December 7, 2011 at 10:10 AMMaybe you don’t see the video?
Anyway, this is hilarious! :P
Lt HELI
Wednesday, December 7, 2011 at 10:52 AMVideo? Where is this video you speak of?
MadDogMike
Wednesday, December 7, 2011 at 1:25 PMYou guys are obviously using the mobile version. Log in from a PC and you’ll see the Dorkly Bits video.
MigratoryToast
Wednesday, December 7, 2011 at 2:00 PMBandwagon