This Gamer Has Balls. Wants To Beat You.

Remember R.B.I. Baseball? The classic sports title for the Nintendo Entertainment System? This gamer is so confident that he can defeat anyone at it, he or she took out an ad in a local Oklahoma newspaper.

“I Cannot Be Beaten at RBI BASEBALL,” the advertisement reads, with a phone number for “Contenders”.

Developed by Namco, R.B.I. Baseball was noteworthy for actually having pro players, such as Dale Murphy, George Brett, and Vince Coleman — who can pretty much guarantee a second-base steal.

Just like this ballsy R.B.I. Baseball is guaranteeing you’ll lose.

[Thanks Jeremy!]

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(8 Comments)
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    McGarnical

    Tuesday, December 6, 2011 at 10:56 PM

    Coulda been a contender..!

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      Lobo

      Tuesday, December 6, 2011 at 11:29 PM

      Instead of a bum?

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        Chazz

        Tuesday, December 6, 2011 at 11:49 PM

        It was you, Charley

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          Lobo

          Wednesday, December 7, 2011 at 1:31 AM

          <3

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            Chazz

            Wednesday, December 7, 2011 at 1:40 AM

            “<3"???

            Boy, what a fruitcake you are!

            <3 back at ya, lobo. Ain't no classic movie reference getting passed me, kid.

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    mchaza

    Wednesday, December 7, 2011 at 1:13 AM

    waste of money lol

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    N3RD1001101

    Wednesday, December 7, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    that would have been interesting… 22 years ago

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    Hokaloogie

    Wednesday, December 7, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    I loved that game. The piggy-back cartridge stayed in my NES with Mario Bros./Duck Hunt for such a long time…

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