
Wired’s Erik Klemetti knows what happens, and is fed up with popular media inaccurately portraying the effects of lava on the human body. From sinking to bursting into flames, games and movies have done it all, yet Klemetti – backed by science – knows the truth isn’t nearly as entertaining.
While lava appears liquid, it doesn’t behave like, say, water, so assumptions that the human body somehow sinks into it are incorrect. What he says happens actually gives games like Super Mario Bros. a little credit: rather than sinking, the human body “floats”, or sits atop the lava, because it’s far denser than most other liquids.
It’ll still kill you, as being so close to such extreme heat is wont to do (not to mention the severe burns you’d sustain on any parts of your body coming into contact with lava), but you won’t sink. So all those times Mario “bounces” with his arse on fire aren’t as ludicrous as you may have thought.
The Right (and Wrong) Way to Die When You Fall Into Lava [Wired]

















Ben White
Thursday, December 8, 2011 at 5:07 PMWell. Knowing this as a kid could have definitely put an end to a few nightmares of me slowly melting into lava. Thanks a lot Space Quest.
BRIK
Thursday, December 8, 2011 at 5:23 PMFunny, I always had the same dream over and over of my space janitor broom slowly floating away…
Luke
Thursday, December 8, 2011 at 5:18 PMYou would probably burst into flames before you even got anywhere near the lava.
shodannet
Thursday, December 8, 2011 at 5:24 PMId point to star wars and the battle just over the lava, but Im guessing the fanboys’ll come up with something
FitzBatman
Friday, December 9, 2011 at 2:01 AMLike the fact that it’s a science fiction movie…
Neil Williams
Friday, December 9, 2011 at 2:28 AMThey were totally cloaked in the Force and ah I really don’t give a shit.
Ben
Thursday, December 8, 2011 at 5:49 PMBut would a T-850 still sink?
klanky
Thursday, December 8, 2011 at 6:03 PMThats a very good question Ben ahaha, man I love Kotaku. Oh, and would it blend?
Arkayn - Adrian Milano
Thursday, December 8, 2011 at 6:06 PMArnie was a T-800 from memory. Anyway that was molten steel not lava, melted iron ore is different (just a tad) and he’d be so heavy that he would drop into faster than he’d melt.
As for the T-1000, well liquid poly alloy is another Agent Doggett (lol)
CyK
Friday, December 9, 2011 at 1:20 AMHe was referred to both model T-800 and T-850 as well as systems model 101 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_(character)
scree
Thursday, December 8, 2011 at 6:20 PMI thought in real life the flesh would be burnt off your skin before you even got near the lava
DeeK
Friday, December 9, 2011 at 12:36 PMNope, the heat isn’t _that_ bad. I’ve seen a live lava flow at Hawaii’s big island. I was easily able to get within a meter of it. Couldn’t stay there for long, but I could certainly get close. All my flesh is still intact.
Mark Duval
Thursday, December 8, 2011 at 6:54 PMConvection schmonvection.
[Razor]
Thursday, December 8, 2011 at 7:57 PMI am reporting to you the TVTropes police!
chrobaciky
Thursday, December 8, 2011 at 8:59 PMThat; s worse.. I thought you went under and the amount of heat killed you very quickly.. sounds like you land on it, float around trying desperately to bury your head under to end the suffering.
Not impressed.
Morf
Thursday, December 8, 2011 at 11:29 PMDoes this mean that the Minecraft creators will have to change the way lava behaves?
malk
Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 12:17 AMyes. because of their steadfast commitment to realistic physics.