It’s day two of our competition week. We’re giving something away every single day, and today’s prize is a little bit special: an awesome Blu-ray Aliens vs Predator boxset.
We have three to give away, and each winner receives the following…
• Premium Collection of all 9 Alien / Predator / AVP with 2 bonus discs
• Holographic packaging
• 10 Collector cards
• 10 page book with matt lamination
• Limited Edition Giger print collector card
Entering this competition is simple. In the comments below we want you to create the best possible tough guy catchphrase possible — feel free to add the context of the situation in which it’s used if necessary.
I’m of awesome Arnie style catchphrases such as “He’s DEAD Tired” or “Let off some steaaaaam, Bennett”. The Predator series in general is well known for its awesome catchphrases, so let’s hear some quality originals for this comp! Drop them in the comments below and we’ll announce the winners one week from now!
Terms and conditions can be found here!
Shane
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:06 PM“click click click CLICK click clickclickclick”
English is not adequate to bear the sheer awesomeness of this Predator smack talk
Aliasalpha
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:08 PM“You are one ugly mother…. no wait, now that I look at you, you have a certain rugged appeal, the way the sun glints off the blood dripping from your razor sharp fangs, your black shark like eyes that ache with an evil hunger… Oh to hell with conventional standards of beauty, you’re gorgeous, KISS ME!!”
After all, there’s nothing saying you can’t be a tough guy AND a hopeless romantic
Shane
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:10 PMNow for the all important survey question: Why do you like these movies? :P
Aliasalpha
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:22 PM…personal reasons…
Sam Foote
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:08 PMPrepare to cry…
Zenxx
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:08 PMI’m a one man army and your about to meet my artillery!
LOTUK
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:09 PM“Tonight, you dine on shell”
Said just prior to pulling the trigger on the shotgun strategically located inside alien’s mouth
thistler
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:09 PM“I’ve got something in my pocket for you…”
Zenxx
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:09 PMI’m a one man army and your about to meet my artillery!! BOOM!!
Shane
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:12 PM“Chuck Norris is scared of me. Start running.”
Brendan
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:13 PM“I hope you like laughter, because you’re about to die of it”
Michael
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:15 PM“Hello Alien. I’m Steven Seagul.”
*Stares at Alien. Alien drops dead*
Chazz
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:23 PMTo predator; “Why don’t you take a seat right there.”
To alien; “I’m afraid your visa has expired”
Chazz
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:24 PMWhoops that wasn’t meant as a reply :S
Michael
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:37 PMMine was just so super awesome that you needed to make sure yours was seen next to it to stand a chance at winning ;)
Chazz
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 4:28 PMOf course. Yours makes use of Steven Seagull. The action hero from such films as; Chico Above the Caw, On Sandy Ground and Out For A Chip.
Di11enger
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:18 PM*finishes ice-cream*
“You have just been Licked”
Michael
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:18 PM“You’re going to go across the street and get me some orange sherrrberrrt”
Stevorooni
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:19 PM“When they make a videogame based on your life, this part will be Refused Classification in Australia”
Ben
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:20 PM“If it bleeds, we can make its bodily functions of interest to historians”
Jon Snow
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:20 PMUndercover as a waiter in a restaurant about to serve a dish.
“Here you sir, a sandwich served with a side of fist” BAMMM
Haha OMG so lame. How many arrow to the knee lines will there be??
Di11enger
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:21 PM“Hello. You’ve reached Arnolds pizza shop. I’m not here now, I’m out killing pepperoni! If you want to reach me, if you want a pizza, I don’t care cuz I’m not here, Can’t you realize that idiot! But if you need a pizza sometime during the next few days, I can have it delivered to you. Or maybe I will staple it to you! I don’t care what you want on it, every pizza comes with pepperoni and with 9 millimeter bullets on it. If you don’t like it, I don’t care cuz you’ll recieve one anyhow! The only difference is, maybe the 9 millimeter bullets will be in a gun or, maybe they’ll be on your pizza! If you don’t fuck around,I’ll give you good pizza. If you do fuck around, I’ll take a pepperoni and punch it through your head! So, if you want mushroom, shut up! If you want broccoli, what the hell is broccoli anyway, shut up with the broccoli! If you want something crazy like pineapple, I’LL KILL YOU! If you like pepperoni and bullets, you’ve come to the right place. If not you’re an idiot, you deserve to die! So, leave your name, number, serial number, how tall you are, weather you’re seseptible to any deseases and, if you are, I’ll come over. Maybe I’ll give you a pizza, maybe I’ll break off your arm!”*
*not original, just wanted to share the hilariousness. Can’t remember where I saw/heard it but my cousin and I always quote it together.
Di11enger
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:21 PMMust be read in ARNIE voice
Supreme
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:21 PM“Well Mr.Vladamir i guess you time is 140%….overdue!”
Meteors
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:21 PMI used to be a tough guy with an awesome catchphrase just like you, and so I put an arrow in Arnie.
GFresh
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:21 PM‘And you thought the new predator movie sucks’ uttered before flipping the switch on an industrial vacuum that sucks brain matter out of an aliens ear canal
Win
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:21 PMArnold – “You should clone yourself”, “so you can go F*** yourself”
Arnold – “Come with me if you want to live.”
CM Punk – “YOU HAVE A VAGINA!”
Samuel – “Does he look like a BITCH?!”
Sylvester and Richard – “What do we do…?”, “………F***’EM!”
All the ones i can remember without looking them up. hope they’re tough enough!
Lone Wolf
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:22 PM“You want some of this you MOTHERF@#%ING SONS OF B!%@#ES? Well too bad, this is mine, you can’t have it. Stay the hell back! Mine!”
joshy206
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:23 PM*grab a grenade with the letters N, A and P on them and shove it into the villain’s mouth, before kicking them off an aircraft carrier that is in mid-air after being dropped by a giant Russian plane*
“Take a dirt nap, mother****er”
Paul 'AngryNerd'
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:24 PM“Your family will feel pride that you died by my hand”
Ynefel
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:24 PMGame over, man! Game over! Shit, wait… there’s one continue left?!?! Boss!
Jon Snow
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 3:26 PMUndercover as a waiter in a restaurant about to serve a dish.
“Here you sir, a sandwich served with a side of fist” BAMMM
Haha OMG so lame. How many arrow to the knee lines will there be??