In case you were still on the fence about purchasing the new PlayStation Vita next month, Sony Computer Entertainment Europe has released some photographs demonstrating how hip, happy and attractive you will be when you own one.
Look at these fine young fellows, enjoying on-the-go gaming wherever they please, with nary a care in the world. Or maybe they just really enjoy black plastic. Who am I to try and comprehend what’s going on behind those striking smiles? I am but an old blading man attempting to get as much video-gaming in before I die, at least until next month. Then I will transform into cafe guy, or footie guy, or leaning blonde boy.
We all will. Even you, ladies. The era of attractive boys smiling at Sony products is upon us!
dovathetop
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 8:06 AMLOL the camera doesn’t lie! see how it also makes all of your clothes brand new!
MrBS
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 8:08 AMAwwww no pictures of them licking it?
Alex
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 8:30 AMThis is why i never buy ANY Sony console. Very very lame
They have proven that power doesn’t mean much in gaming. Where is the love?
SomeGuy
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 9:35 AMBecause they try to market it?
seriously is that your reason?
Effluvium Boy
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 9:39 AMUh… Well done.
Braaains
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 10:08 AMYou make your console-buying decisions based on marketing photos instead of games?
I don’t know whether to laugh or to point and laugh.
Alex
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 11:48 AMOk, calm down people, I don’t make my decisions on marketing (well i would like to think i don’t) . Simply pointing out that this marketing is lame. Do “good looking” guys make you want to play games? Or even own a Vita?
It points out one of the many reasons i dislike Sony, Creative fail
Quantum
Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 1:18 AMYou pretty much just suggested you did make your decisions on Sony products via this lame marketing.
Change of heart?
Alex
Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 8:24 AMI’m just pointing out that the lameness of Sony spreads through its whole company
Crowbar
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 8:33 AMThey all look like they’re struggling to work out how to turn it on.
Except for the 4th pic… he’s turning it on in a different way.
Zap
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 8:44 AM…so posey.
All they need to do is have Kevin Butler do some ads about it, and it’ll sell.
That said, in the interests of fairness, was there ever an analysis of the 3DS promo shots?
Benny
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 9:02 AMUh, slim model please?
ndroste
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 9:04 AMEurope.
Aaron
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 9:31 AMI’ll take my Delta Goodrem DSi over this any day. She’s so purdy.
Braaains
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 10:58 AMIma let you finsh, but Beyonce had one of the greatest DS ads of all time.
alien
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 11:02 AMLOL
Freyr
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 10:59 AMHurray! Attractive young men!
Although some of the pictures look a bit cut off :/
Aidan
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 11:25 AMI didn’t notice the Vitas.
Oliver Rose
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 3:51 PMOh my…. YES oh yessss. Son’y finaly left the gaming market and is creating hot sexy guys for us, oh the joys.
But in all seriousness, I’m actually keen and eager to play my Vita upon its release so I can be a sexy boy, there isn’t enough sexy boys in this world, yeah…
Anyway. Mike Fahey’s done it again! I was reading this article and I spontaneously bust out into laughter, immediately wondering why since the last time I had done so was the last time your posted an article, I darted my eyes to the top to see your name sitting mischievously.