On the left, the complete script for Grand Theft Auto III. On the right? The complete script for Grand Theft Auto IV.
[via Rockstar]
LoL love it.
I want to make a joke about how there’s 3 inches worth of incoming cell phone calls… but instead I’ll just say that I want to and leave it there.
The emply area on top of the GTAIII script is where the fun is. As you can see, IVs script took up all of that which is why it probably has the fastest abandonment rate of any game.
Abandonment rate? Even after all these years it’s still on the top ten most played games on Xbox 360, according to Major Nelson.
Id say that most of the script is cell phone calls asking if you want to go Bowling
Bloat?
1/2 of them are phone calls from Roman saying come out with me.
NIKO IT IZ YER CUZZIN! LETS GO SEE SUM AMERICAN TITTIES!
Makes you wonder how thick GTAV’s is. Maybe Rockstar will announce the planting of 10,000 trees to “offset the GtAV scripts”.
Andrew
Saturday, January 7, 2012 at 8:39 AMLoL love it.
AerintheADEQUATE
Saturday, January 7, 2012 at 8:53 AMI want to make a joke about how there’s 3 inches worth of incoming cell phone calls… but instead I’ll just say that I want to and leave it there.
Franz
Saturday, January 7, 2012 at 9:02 AMThe emply area on top of the GTAIII script is where the fun is. As you can see, IVs script took up all of that which is why it probably has the fastest abandonment rate of any game.
mattroe
Saturday, January 7, 2012 at 12:35 PMAbandonment rate? Even after all these years it’s still on the top ten most played games on Xbox 360, according to Major Nelson.
HappilyMAC
Saturday, January 7, 2012 at 10:12 AMId say that most of the script is cell phone calls asking if you want to go Bowling
Braaains
Saturday, January 7, 2012 at 1:30 PMBloat?
Supreme
Saturday, January 7, 2012 at 2:22 PM1/2 of them are phone calls from Roman saying come out with me.
JK
Sunday, January 8, 2012 at 11:28 AMNIKO IT IZ YER CUZZIN! LETS GO SEE SUM AMERICAN TITTIES!
Stu
Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 12:34 PMMakes you wonder how thick GTAV’s is. Maybe Rockstar will announce the planting of 10,000 trees to “offset the GtAV scripts”.