Helgen’s A Dump In Skyrim Monopoly

Kotaku AU

We were hit with Mass Effect Monopoly just days ago and it took no time at all for someone to whip up a Skyrim version for the high fantasy fans.

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As expected, Solitude is your Mayfair while poor, ravaged Helgen takes the spot of Old Kent Road. A pair of forts serve as utilities, while stables fill in for train stations. Fancy heading out on guild missions or falling in line for the daedra and performing their every whim? Both desires are taken care of, banishing the community chest and chance cards to the oblivion of yesteryear.

Sadly, it’s not a real game, though if you’re really keen, you could print it out and use tokens from the original. Not quite the same as conquering Skyrim with a minature Ulfric Stormcloak and a set of dice carved from dragon bones, though.

Skyrim Monopoly [Deviant Art, via Geekologie]

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(8 Comments)
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    Boomzzilla

    Saturday, January 7, 2012 at 2:39 PM

    i baggs the little racing car…..er sorry chariot.

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      bazuden

      Saturday, January 7, 2012 at 6:08 PM

      bags the supple ancient nord bow

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      Robafett

      Saturday, January 7, 2012 at 6:43 PM

      I bags the sweet roll, aww someone took it…..

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        bazudenplayed bazuden

        Saturday, January 7, 2012 at 10:43 PM

        well played

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          AnalystWeresmurf

          Sunday, January 8, 2012 at 10:35 AM

          Was going to use the guard but then he took an arr…

          I just can’t finish that.

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    Repneiras

    Saturday, January 7, 2012 at 4:15 PM

    Because Helgen isn’t already a dump? :P

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      Kid

      Saturday, January 7, 2012 at 7:45 PM

      No it’s only one now that fake Skyrim Monopoly says so.

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    Tom M

    Saturday, January 7, 2012 at 11:27 PM

    Took an arrow to the knee, pay everyone $50 for such a horrible, horrible thing to have done.

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